What defines a Mong?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, May 25, 2007.

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  1. I was just chit-chatting with Ostvic in chat, and we were discussing the state of arrse (plc) at the moment. I said it was over-run by mongs. Ostrich asked ""What defines a mong though?"

    My first answer would be "ice cream and laboons", but then I thought about this, and realised.

    "Someone who posts shite when they are sober".

    Beat that.
  2. erm....guilty as charged your honour!!! :D
  3. I am doomed. I head to the bar to drown the sorrows.
  4. Shut up Dale you Mong!!!!

  5. whats a laboon? :p
  6. If your an alcoholic does that mean you cant be a mong then? :eek:
  7. Whilst we're on the subject, has anyone ever thought of giving them inflated condoms instead of balloons?

    This will have the added benefit of hopefully rendering them infertile as they will consume so much spermicide in tongue to rubber contact :D
  8. yet another thread that could be conducted in chat rather than a thread...hooped