What "credit crunch"?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Nov 1, 2008.

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  1. I have not heard anything about the "credit crunch" since Wednesday,when two potty mouthed disc jockies took over the media.
    Does this mean we are not about to go into recession,and that we are not really teetering on the edge of financial meltdown?
    Or is it all a plan drawn up by Cyclops to distract us from the doom and gloom?
  2. If Lord Ross appears in the new years honours you'll know.
  3. I feel so sorry for Wossy, how on earth is he going to get by in a recession on only £4.5 million this year?
  4. Look you stupid fakuer, didnt you realise that this was the launch of a chocolate bar resembling Brown;s dick?
  5. The credit crunch is over. Mandelson has sorted it.
  6. Praise be and there were some nay sayers saying that mandy is bad for the country...

    hurmp hurmp
  7. Mandy is a sweet man, or at least so all those cross.dressers from up North were telling me in that funny bar in Belgium, anyway. Love the "man", but only in private and normally with Paddy. I like Paddy, his medals clink.