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What country to emigrate to?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Schmoe, May 30, 2017.

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  1. I have put this in this forum to save the Mods the bother.

    My question is, if Corbyn actually wins the election, what country do you think is best to emigrate to?
     
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  2. Now look here! this emigration malarky is the problem in the first place, if people would only just stay in the bloody country they were born in we wouldn't have half the problems we have today.
     
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  3. North Korea?
     
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  4. Scotland.

    According to the SNP, they're going to get independence as soon as Brexit is triggered, sail off to warmer climes and each be given a personal pot of gold by Sean Connery; wearing tartan and riding Nessie herself.

    They wouldn't be making it all up, right? Right??
     
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  5. That might be a contender, but do you not think that Jezza might become bezzers with Kim?
     
  6. Is that North Korea again?
     
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  7. New Zealand/ Alaska
     
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  8. Belgium is nice and in the EU
     
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  9. France.....the whole of Europe is fecked , the USA is fecked .....so may as well live somewhere with good food until the end comes .
     
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  10. I somehow think Kim would introduce Jemery to close inspections of heavy weapons.
    The business end.
     
  11. My little bit of it isn't. At least, not in the present. I've got a beer on, cooking (my relaxation) and surfing arrse.
     
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  12. Somewhere that there's no internet so you can't start any more boring threads.
     
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  13. Just add a bit of pussy and your world is complete, {Beer, food, sex and a warm place to sleep}
     
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  14. Wife will be home in about 2 hrs :)
     
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  15. Easy on the beer then!;);)
     
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