What couldn't you do without?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Aunty Stella, Apr 13, 2003.

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  1. What are the things that you couldn't do without?

    MDN has a young boy from Portugal called "Pedro" who performs "special" duties for him. It has often been said that without Pedro, MDN would fall apart and crumble (and his sack would be considerably bigger). MDN would also soreley miss pies, animal porn, dominoes menu, pies, tranny contact mag and finally, pies.

    So, what would you miss the most?
  2. Top of ORGs list would be

    Pies ;D

    animal Porn

    Dominoes menu


    Tranny contact mag

  3. For Gods sake man, think of something original ;D
  4. I wouldn't be able to go without a good dump after 14 pies.

    I could go without having to look at some of the boat races down our families office sometimes though.........eeeeurghhhh!....... squaddies wives......and their damned ugly offspring....."Sit down love, take the weight off yer face......and have a pie.  Oh, you've already got one, sorry" ;D
  5. Are army wives really that ugly then?
    Is that why they house them in camps? Thoughtful of the MOD really.
    I didn't realise. What a terrible shame ;)

    I couldn't do without..

    1 A pair of pliers to move the wash cycle forwards on my washer
    2 A personal alarm so I can feel safe to enjoy Walks alone along the beach and in the woods..yeah i know no one would hear lol
    4 Decent white wine
    5 Filter Coffee to wake me up
    6 The internet for daily laughs
  6. Blondebint

    Was number 3 a miracle cure for amnesia? or perhaps you couldnt live without your keyboard.

    Come in number 3!

  8. Number 3 should have said "bag of dildo's" ;D
  9. 1. The Internet  - Tis my job
    2. Leggy Blondes
    3. Leggy Brunettes
    4. Cider
    5. Vintage Aeroplanes :)
  10. 1.  My sanity
    2.  My PC
    3.  Sunday afternoon footie on the TV in the pub
    4.  My car
    5.  Women
  11. 1. My kids
    2. My laptop
    3. My sense of humour (especially when in conversation with ORG......... ;) ;D)
    4. My sax
    5. My unquenchable faith in human nature (especially when in conversation with etc etc........)  :-*
  12. Couldn't do without:

    1. My Grandson
    2. My kids
    3. My PC
    4. My OPINIONS
  13. Mines simple

    My Hampton
    My ego
    My fridge
    My string of bitches
    My Roadrunner videos
  14. My Axe
    My Life
    My M5
    My Navy Extra Strength Plymouth Gin
  15. its like drinking Avtur