What civvie job after the Int Corps

Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by jim4244, Feb 28, 2007.

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  1. Yes.........I know that I'm not "one of you lot"....but I like you anyway!

    Just thought I would ask if there is any chosen commercial sector that folk lean towards when leaving the Army, having served in the Int Corps?

    One tends to imagine that you all go either Box, SIS or to one of the many companies that gathers and processes "Civvy int"

    Interested to hear your thoughts, especially those still serving - what do you want to do when you leave?

    Jim ;)
  2. Horoscopes?
  3. Western - not involved in "Remote viewing" are/were you??? LOL
  4. Explain?
  5. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Official figures:

    MI6 'Double O' section - 53%

    SPECTRE - 6%

    Internet Pornography - 11%

    Rodent control - 4%

    Catwalk modelling - 7%

    Accountancy - 31%
  6. "Remote Viewing"

    Something the CIA attempted back in the Cold War... They signed up a load of so-called "Psychics", showed them imagery of various facilities in the USSR and asked them to "project" their minds into said establishments... Apparently, the Sovs had something similar on the go. It's all a bit (or a lot!!!) "Fortean Times"!

    And yes, these fruitcakes did/do exist! I was presenting at a UN Seminar in Geneva last summer, Arms Control stuff... In the coffeee break, a couple of us were approached by a very strange Californian lady(ish) who claimed that she'd been recruited into the "programme" and still had connections with the CIA - at which we all sidled away!

    Mind you, if it is true then imagine the possibilities!!! Phwarrr!
  7. Something another high profile member of the Corps has asked themself recently.
  8. Internet Pornography? Is that buying, selling or starring in?
  9. That adds up to 112%! Is maths not part of the entry requirments to the Int Corps?

  10. Cpunk went into advanced mathematics.

    I received a notice from ICA the other day which was offering one of those positions sort of 'next' to the army; "NRPS". God help me, I actually considered it, but after waking from a sweating nightmare that night, took a small medicinal and relaxed back into my contractorial lifestyle.
  11. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

    You bright boys should have no problems, since leaving my beloved Chieftain after 22 years I have been a

    HR Manager
    IT Manager
    and am now looking after Procurment

    anyone interested in working for a pitance but in a nice part of the uk tryjob

    SMT post for a Facilities Manager coming up soon.
  12. elovabloke, 'Goods Inwards and Deliveries Administrator' is code for 'barrier lifter with clipboard skills'. It's a reserved postion for former crabs.
  13. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

    Nope - you can sit in a nice cosy office with me drink tea and take the piss out of the academic staff who are a bit like ruperts but with even less common sence.
  14. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

  15. Ah, I could handle that. I'd rather oversee and coordinate administrative and secretarial duties at your Bude facility, though. Depending on their tea-making abillities, of course.