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What can you do in 15 mins?

#2
count 900 seconds
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
At my age, need to p1ss 5 times, but only make it to bog twice.
 

Ravers

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#7
My fave tea break activity is a sh1t followed by a wank chaser over page 3, more commonly known as a Shwank.
 
#10
one_pip_wonder said:
have sex 15 times, with time for cuddling inbetween each session
tell us more studly goodfeck. :wink: :D :wink: :D
 
#12
jarrod248 said:
one_pip_wonder said:
have sex 15 times, with time for cuddling inbetween each session
Premature ejaculation must be a terrible affliction, try and think of Barbara Cartland whilst doing your Mrs.
Phwoar, that would up me to at least 26, I would be like a prune.
 
#13
jarrod248 said:
one_pip_wonder said:
have sex 15 times, with time for cuddling inbetween each session
Premature ejaculation must be a terrible affliction, try and think of Barbara Cartland whilst doing your Mrs.
or sluggy. :D :D :D :D
 

B_AND_T

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#14
jarrod248 said:
one_pip_wonder said:
have sex 15 times, with time for cuddling inbetween each session
Premature ejaculation must be a terrible affliction, try and think of Barbara Cartland whilst doing your Mrs.
Sorry Jarrod there is no such thing as premature ejaculation, it's all in the mind of a woman. If she can't keep up thats her fault.
 
#17
one_pip_wonder said:
jarrod248 said:
one_pip_wonder said:
have sex 15 times, with time for cuddling inbetween each session
Premature ejaculation must be a terrible affliction, try and think of Barbara Cartland whilst doing your Mrs.
Phwoar, that would up me to at least 26, I would be like a prune.
This will help you last an hour - think of Barbara Castle.
 
#18
Ravers said:
My fave tea break activity is a sh1t followed by a * chaser over page 3, more commonly known as a Shwank.
WTF are you doing having a sh1t in your own time.Always,always have a sh1t in the firms time,dear god what is this country coming to? :roll:
 
#19
My sister-in-law, over the kitchen table. Her house is only a 7 minute run down the road, I can be back before the wife realises I've gone out 8)
 
#20
Empty washine machine, load tumble drier, make a pot of soup, rustle up dinner, feed the dog and still have time to read a magazine..................


in my dreams :(
 

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