What can you do in 15 mins?

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  1. 15 mins, the average teabreak. Best I can do is get through 2 tabs and a small coffee. You know you've done better.....
  2. count 900 seconds
  3. count backwards from 900 seconds
  4. I can count to 10......90 times!
  5. I'll take you up on that one for a pint.....of malt.
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    At my age, need to p1ss 5 times, but only make it to bog twice.
  7. Ravers

    Ravers LE Book Reviewer Kit Reviewer

    My fave tea break activity is a sh1t followed by a wank chaser over page 3, more commonly known as a Shwank.
  8. run a mile and a half, do 50 situps and 44 pressups, then have a quick brew.
  9. have sex 15 times, with time for cuddling inbetween each session
  10. tell us more studly goodfeck. :wink: :D :wink: :D
  11. That's Studly MacGoodfuck
  12. Phwoar, that would up me to at least 26, I would be like a prune.
  13. or sluggy. :D :D :D :D
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Sorry Jarrod there is no such thing as premature ejaculation, it's all in the mind of a woman. If she can't keep up thats her fault.
  15. I can feed five live Chinchillas to my dog!