What can you do at 25 years old?

#1
Right..

Girlfriend is 25 next sat and is winging about getting on a bit (I know, I know!).

Soo.. to cheer her up a bit I've throwing a suprise birthday party for her and intend to stitch her up further by doing an embarrising slideshow presentation at some point in the preceedings!

I've tried google and quite frankly it is quite wank so regardless of where in the world and how ridiculus they may be I throw myself on the collective wisdom of arrse to help me with a list of things she can now do (or benefit from) at 25!

All I have so far is: still eligible for young person rail card and car insurance will go down! :(

I thanky you in advance!
 

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#4
sign her up for her Duke of Edinburgh Gold award before she becomes ancient next week and is too old ;)
 
#5
Trade her in for a 17 year old. There's far more things you would be able to use for an 18th birthday. And she'd be 7 years younger.

Or get a 15 year old and look forward to being able to shag it. At least legally.
 
#6
Again thanks for the input!

Thinking more along the lines of - she can buy booze in Dehli or Drive a 7 wheeled octupus in some state in the USA.. that sort of thing :)
 
#10
Ah much better! Thanks schweik!

I'll bear in mind the trade in option! May give her a few more years mileage then go for the 19 year old swedish blonde
 
#11
No worries, but you owe me a beer!

Google is your friend - keep plugging away and you'll find stuff. (I found the buying booze in Delhi bit, but still have not found the 7 wheeled octopus!)
 
#12
Now she's 25, she can have screening for cervical cancer, that's good then isn't it? Erm, nothing else really, it's all downhill from 25 onwards.
 
#13
Apply to be a cast member on something like 'Amazing Omar's Triumphs 17: Spunk Eating Barmaids' and have her rectum stretched by a 10" black cock?
 
#14
She can no longer claim for youth incapacity benefit (which is only available for 20 to 25 year olds in certain circumstances): Incapacity benefit - Disability Alliance Factsheet F24

If either of her parents is an employee of the Massachusets Institute of Technology, she will no longer be covered by their medical/dental/vision plan: MIT Human Resources | MIT Employee Benefits -- Change in Dependent's Eligibility

Had she been a male in Japan in 1890, and paying direct national taxes of 15 yen or more, she would have been entitled to vote in the general election in July that year: The Encyclopedia of world history ... - Google Books
 
#15
True Gremlin but she could have done that at 18 though (or maybe she already has?!)

Like the japanese thing!
 
#16
She can no longer claim for youth incapacity benefit (which is only available for 20 to 25 year olds in certain circumstances): Incapacity benefit - Disability Alliance Factsheet F24

If either of her parents is an employee of the Massachusets Institute of Technology, she will no longer be covered by their medical/dental/vision plan: MIT Human Resources | MIT Employee Benefits -- Change in Dependent's Eligibility

Had she been a male in Japan in 1890, and paying direct national taxes of 15 yen or more, she would have been entitled to vote in the general election in July that year: The Encyclopedia of world history ... - Google Books
Google Walt.
 
#17
Get a copy of the karma sutra & do 1 postion for all her years!
That way she will be well and truly fcuked by the time her birthday treat comes along.
Post a photo of her here so we can see if she's real & not your blow up dolly!
 
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#19
She can still go on a club 18-30 holiday and play blow job games in a Greek bar while being filmed on a mobile phone :thumright:
 
#20
She can do me if she likes.
 

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