What Brown is really doing in the USA

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by MrPVRd, Sep 23, 2009.

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  1. He's picking up an award for "Statesman of the Year".

    I am not joking! :roll:


    Also honoured are a couple of corporate bosses.

    The Appeal of Conscience is some sort of bizarre "foundation" like Bliar's ego-trip (fat chance of Brown getting an award from that!) so this is up there with the nick-nacks from the Franklin Mint (except the Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamun, which is a genuine artwork of quality).

  2. Statesman?

    "I could not dig, I dared not rob
    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
    Now all my lies have proved untrue
    And I must face the men I slew.
    What lies will serve me here among
    Mine angry and defrauded young?"

    Size 7&3/4 cap for Mr Brown.
  3. So it's a sort of "Plonker of the Year" award, is that right? If so, then Swamping Gordon's the man to award it to!

  4. You don,t suppose he was looking for advance bookings for Lecture circuit after he receives "The Most Excellent Order of the BOOT", next year do you.?
  5. I'm hopeless - I thought the answer would be:

    wasting President Obama's time,
    trying President Obama's patience,
    running away from Frau Merkel,
    running away from Monsieur Sarkozy,
    making excuses,
    looking for a job,
    nauseating everyone there,
    reducing the nation's prestige even further,
    being laughed at,
    causing everybody to wonder who he is,

    or at least one of the above. I never imagined for a moment that we had really entered Alice's 'World of Wonderland'.