What attracted you to the multi-billionaire Warren Buffet?

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    I see George soros is to marry a woman half his age.

    George Soros, 82, engaged to yoga website boss Tamiko Bolton, 40 - Telegraph


    Nothing like being a multi-billionaire to make women go weak at the knees.


    (Jealous - of course not).

    (Bastard. Bastard!!! BASTARD!)
  2. Don't be daft, it's his dazzling sense of humour, repartee, kindness to animals & big cock.
  3. I bet he also has a cock like a babies arm holding an apple.
  4. Ooh look, the flowers complement the pattern on the chair!
  5. I'm reminded of Peter Crouch's answer when asked what he would have been if not a footballer...................................
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  6. I have mentioned this before on here: women like a man with personality - and the more personality he has in his wallet, the more they like him
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  7. Interior decorator walt.
  8. She's a minger! I'd have bought a far prettier gook with my cash.
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  9. Spot on, the question that springs to my mind is:

    With all that money how come he pulls a minger?
  10. I assume his legal team have the pre-nup standing by?
  11. When asked about the height difference, Ecclestone's wife replied;

    'He's not short when he stands on his wallet.'
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  12. She got $1.1 billlion in the divorce settlement; for that much I'd have married Bernie Ecclestone
  13. At his age, he's already on borrowed time. All she has to do is put up with flossing grey pubes out of her teeth for the next 12 months or so and she'll inherit the lot ......

    ...... at which point she'll promptly marry a Calvin Klein underpant model in his early 20s.

    The circle of life turns once more.
  14. Is it coincidence he's a major shareholder in the world's largest battery-maker?
  15. If I was a single 82 year old billionaire I would marry/buy a slope yoga teacher as well just to watch her fisting herself.