What are you wearing right now?

loubella

Old-Salt
Just a Smile.
 
BanjoBill said:
O.K. I've added a knotted hanky on my head and a knitting needle up each nostril. Do I get the England managers job? :bounce:

No, you need to say "wibble" a lot too.
 
The skin of a recently slaughtered whore
 
A thoughtful expression. Paisley and Adams seem to be pals today . . . . :plotting:

And gardening clothes. "Springtime, and the noise of the lawnmower is heard in the land." :thumbdown:
 

Chuzu

LE
You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel.
 
Poppy said:
EX_STAB said:
Green moleskin trousers, Blue t-shirt, walking boots.
why are you wearing your walking boots to type?
Typing boots at the menders?
 

Wiraman

Old-Salt
I'm wearing a tight garter of nails to repent my sins. I've been a bad man......
 
Lingering whiffs of Bushmills and Havanah smoke.
 
B

Biscuits_AB

Guest
Moodybitch said:
An airborne t-shirt and some y-fronts (pis sed ones)
She got the tee shirt as a 'sorry' from 2 PARA for ruining her living room curtains, but the Y fronts are her own.
 
George boots, cavalry twill trousers and a tattersal check shirt. Well it was clean and pressed....
My brown brogues need replacing.... :sad:
 

tattooedlady

War Hero
I'm supposed to wear something? I knew I was going wrong somewhere, just didn't realise it was that.

Matelot, you got any pics of those nipple tassels?? :lol:
 
make it ultra sexy by pulling a pod out either side of your gusset and watch the smile light up your loved ones face :D
 

The_Snail

ADC
RIP
North Face walking troos (the ones he ironed); an EM T-shirt, black frilly pants, pink slippers, and a ginger smelly dog.
 

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