What are you wearing right now?

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  1. Green moleskin trousers, Blue t-shirt, walking boots.
  2. Stockings (fishnet if you prefer), black g-string, peephole bra and a smile. Typical weekend attire.
  3. why are you wearing your walking boots to type?
  4. A black and nastied penis and a pair of playboy bunny ears........
  5. Absolutely nothing...
  6. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    My own arrse, as a hat.
  7. An airborne t-shirt and some y-fronts (pis sed ones)
  8. canoeing top and chav trackie bottoms - and a bit of wine down the front.. oh, and a rather pretty bra bought because I felt like it on Friday - does that help?!
  9. You forgot to mention your pants came from Bewise and have the word "monday" on em :) (and have a massive wheelspin in the back)
  10. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    I demand photographic proof :)

    However (genuinely) a pair of Stanley Matthews-esque shorts and a baggy t-shirt. Sunday sloppys.
  11. Beige trousers and a green t-shirt.
  12. Khaki shorts, Black V Neck 'T' Shirt. Both from Georgio Deasda. Is this research, or you just bored?
  13. A hint of 4 Voleurs and a fresh coat of varnish..........
  14. knee high boots... er... woops... i mean green cargo/combat trousers, and a white top with a monkey shaped camo thing stuck to it and saying 'drunken monkey'.... and black socks
  15. O.K. I've added a knotted hanky on my head and a knitting needle up each nostril. Do I get the England managers job? :bounce: