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What are you wearing right now?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by EX_STAB, Mar 25, 2007.

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  1. EX_STAB

    EX_STAB LE

    Green moleskin trousers, Blue t-shirt, walking boots.
     
    EX_STAB, Mar 25, 2007
    #1
  2. stabandswat

    stabandswat LE

    Stockings (fishnet if you prefer), black g-string, peephole bra and a smile. Typical weekend attire.
     
    stabandswat, Mar 25, 2007
    #2
  3. Poppy

    Poppy LE

    why are you wearing your walking boots to type?
     
    Poppy, Mar 25, 2007
    #3
  4. northern_warrior

    northern_warrior LE

    A black and nastied penis and a pair of playboy bunny ears........
     
    northern_warrior, Mar 25, 2007
    #4
  5. Kermit

    Kermit Old-Salt

    Absolutely nothing...
     
    Kermit, Mar 25, 2007
    #5
  6. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    My own arrse, as a hat.
     
    Fugly, Mar 25, 2007
    #6
  7. Moodybitch

    Moodybitch LE

    An airborne t-shirt and some y-fronts (pis sed ones)
     
    Moodybitch, Mar 25, 2007
    #7
  8. Prodigal

    Prodigal LE

    canoeing top and chav trackie bottoms - and a bit of wine down the front.. oh, and a rather pretty bra bought because I felt like it on Friday - does that help?!
     
    Prodigal, Mar 25, 2007
    #8
  9. Moodybitch

    Moodybitch LE

    You forgot to mention your pants came from Bewise and have the word "monday" on em :) (and have a massive wheelspin in the back)
     
    Moodybitch, Mar 25, 2007
    #9
  10. Archduke Charles

    Archduke Charles LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes


    I demand photographic proof :)


    However (genuinely) a pair of Stanley Matthews-esque shorts and a baggy t-shirt. Sunday sloppys.
     
    Archduke Charles, Mar 25, 2007
    #10
  11. abominable_pirate

    abominable_pirate Clanker

    Beige trousers and a green t-shirt.
     
    abominable_pirate, Mar 25, 2007
    #11
  12. BanjoBill

    BanjoBill LE

    Khaki shorts, Black V Neck 'T' Shirt. Both from Georgio Deasda. Is this research, or you just bored?
     
    BanjoBill, Mar 25, 2007
    #12
  13. sandmanfez

    sandmanfez LE

    A hint of 4 Voleurs and a fresh coat of varnish..........
     
    sandmanfez, Mar 26, 2007
    #13
  14. predatorplus

    predatorplus War Hero

    knee high boots... er... woops... i mean green cargo/combat trousers, and a white top with a monkey shaped camo thing stuck to it and saying 'drunken monkey'.... and black socks
     
    predatorplus, Mar 26, 2007
    #14
  16. BanjoBill

    BanjoBill LE

    O.K. I've added a knotted hanky on my head and a knitting needle up each nostril. Do I get the England managers job? :bounce:
     
    BanjoBill, Mar 26, 2007
    #15
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