Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FunkyNewBlood, Mar 30, 2005.
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Be Honest with what you are
I am a:
Polite Virgin who loves to Control Buffalo
Macrophilic Beauty who likes to climb blow up dolls.
I knew that allready.
I am a BEAUTIFUL PAWSLUT who loves to ORALLY EXPLORE LIZARDS Not one to tell my parents...
I'm a confused viking prince who loves to corrupt women.
Not far from the truth really.
I am a NUT-LICKING VIRGIN who loves to WORSHIP CLITS
Uncanny - how did they know?
I am a flatulent size queen who loves to fatten trouser snakes
yeah , but what did the test say moods.
and as opening chat up lines go , that's up there with "pull my finger"
I'm a beautiful goddess who loves to worship women. Well that's something my husband often fantises about!
Cowhead learns he is a Titanic Cab driver who likes to punish pumas.
Nothing new there then...
just did it again and got
I am a sexy disco queen who loves to whallop vibrators
That one's better!
I am a 'growthslutty pen1s' who loves to 'worship ears!'
How can they be so insightful?
foxy stud magent who likes to lick women
news to me
well the licking women bit
and the 2nd time around i became.........
a masterbating penis pumper who likes to devour horses
it just gets better!
a busty cab driver who loves to suck moster c*cks
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