What Are You Test

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FunkyNewBlood, Mar 30, 2005.

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  1. Macrophilic Beauty who likes to climb blow up dolls.

    I knew that allready. :lol:
  2. I am a BEAUTIFUL PAWSLUT who loves to ORALLY EXPLORE LIZARDS 8O Not one to tell my parents... :oops: :lol:
  3. I'm a confused viking prince who loves to corrupt women.

    Not far from the truth really. :twisted:

    Uncanny - how did they know?
  5. I am a flatulent size queen who loves to fatten trouser snakes 8O
  6. yeah , but what did the test say moods.
  7. and as opening chat up lines go , that's up there with "pull my finger"
  8. I'm a beautiful goddess who loves to worship women. Well that's something my husband often fantises about!
  9. Cowhead learns he is a Titanic Cab driver who likes to punish pumas.

    Nothing new there then...
  10. just did it again and got

    I am a sexy disco queen who loves to whallop vibrators

    That one's better!
  11. I am a 'growthslutty pen1s' who loves to 'worship ears!'

    How can they be so insightful? :wink:
  12. foxy stud magent who likes to lick women

    news to me 8O

    well the licking women bit :wink:
  13. and the 2nd time around i became.........

    a masterbating penis pumper who likes to devour horses

    it just gets better!
  14. oh lord

    a busty cab driver who loves to suck moster c*cks :!: