What are you prepared to endure to show your devotion to the SNP?

[Not a Boffin]

I think I might just admit the SNP has a right to exist if I was guaranteed a regular twos-up with Clare Grogan and Sharleen Spitieri.

Frankly I'd probably admit to anything for that.

 

[Yokel]

Given interference in political and democratic processes, including those relating to Scotland and the rest of the UK, would you devotion to the SNP and their cause extend to bending over and talking it from Vladimir Putin, followed by a Russian bear hug and a cup of poisonous tea?

 

[Bodenplatte]

Can you slow roast someone over an active volcano? I've no idea but in the interests of science I think it should be tried.

Krankie-toa

 

[Yokel]

Would you be willing to join in a threesome with Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond? It will hurt and leave a sour taste in your mouth Just kneel down and think FREEDOM!*

*Subject to Police Scotland's woke interpretation of the law, and what Wee Eck's bosses at Russia Today think.

 

[Archimedes]

I think I might just admit the SNP has a right to exist if I was guaranteed a regular twos-up with Clare Grogan and Sharleen Spitieri.

Frankly I'd probably admit to anything for that.

That might be regarded as excessively lucky greedy....

 

[Not a Boffin]

Don't ask, don't get.

 

[PhotEx]

I think I might just admit the SNP has a right to exist if I was guaranteed a regular twos-up with Clare Grogan and Sharleen Spitieri.

Frankly I'd probably admit to anything for that.

I'm afraid they've both caught the Senga!

 

[Not a Boffin]

Still would, possibly with Edith Bowman thrown in the mix too.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

I'm afraid they've both caught the Senga!

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I could be happy

 

[single malt]

Boris