What are you prepared to endure to show your devotion to the SNP?

[Lardbeast]

Alternatively, what would cause you to vote SNP?

Wee Nippy boiled in her own piss and then slow roasted over an active volcano might be an encouraging start. If they promised weekly amusing executions of their leadership, I'd be sorely tempted.

 

[Chef]

Alternatively, what would cause you to vote SNP?

Wee Nippy boiled in her own piss and then slow roasted over an active volcano might be an encouraging start. If they promised weekly amusing executions of their leadership, I'd be sorely tempted.

Can you slow roast someone over an active volcano? I've no idea but in the interests of science I think it should be tried.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Can you slow roast someone over an active volcano? I've no idea but in the interests of science I think it should be tried.

Gas mark 63,874?

 

[windswept398]

After seeing a number of Tweets from SNP drones on what they would endure and still vote for the SNP (example below) I thought that we on ARRSE could do much better. Therefore have at it and give us your best shot, the more masochistic (as if voting for the SNP wasn’t enough) and funnier the better. Let fly my pretties!
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The fact she dunks digestive biscuits into Bovril should be the first warning sign to lunacy.

 

[ThunderBox]

Can you slow roast someone over an active volcano? I've no idea but in the interests of science I think it should be tried.

She is so full of pish it would be like boiled meat.

 

[Lardbeast]

Can you slow roast someone over an active volcano? I've no idea but in the interests of science I think it should be tried.

Dangled over a fumarole, it could take some time and the effect of the steam would be amusing.

 

[lokiuk]

Dangled over a fumarole, it could take some time and the effect of the steam would be amusing.

It would certainly be a novel way to steam her Yoni

 

[Dan Gleebles]

Oh goodie, another SNP thread.

You can tell that Brexit is over

But at least it's an SNP thread which we can take more seriously than the farce the party is in reality.

 

[PhotEx]

A return to this fine Jockinese practice?

Sawney Bean - Wikipedia

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[woopert]

I'm prepared to suffer the repatriation of the Barnett Formula and I'd vote for the SNP.

 

[Erinon]

I'd like to see Nicola Sturgeon in black stockings and suspenders bent over with my balls slapping off her arse.

Weirdo

 

[windswept398]

Alternatively, what would cause you to vote SNP?

Wee Nippy boiled in her own piss and then slow roasted over an active volcano might be an encouraging start. If they promised weekly amusing executions of their leadership, I'd be sorely tempted.

Other way round mate. You want to brown her first then boil her in her own piss. Holds in flavour.

 

[windswept398]

I'd like to see Nicola Sturgeon in black stockings and suspenders bent over with my balls slapping off her arse.

She do it for you mate? She was apparently nicknamed 'Seaweed' in her uni days. Apparently even the tide wouldn't take her out.

 

[Old Stab]

Weirdo

Yes.
Is that a problem?

 

[Lardbeast]

Other way round mate. You want to brown her first then boil her in her own piss. Holds in flavour.

Yup, maybe. Problem is it ruins the crackling.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I'm prepared to get another dog so I can increase the number of dog poo parcels I send Nicola.

 

[stacker1]

I'm prepared to get another dog so I can increase the number of dog poo parcels I send Nicola.

Why use a dog?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Why use a dog?

The dogs DNA is definitely not on any records, in theory mine was removed from the MoD records when I left the forces, but it's better to be paranoid than caught.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

The dogs DNA is definitely not on any records, in theory mine was removed from the MoD records when I left the forces, but it's better to be paranoid than caught.

Forensic awareness. Good drills.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Forensic awareness. Good drills.

Wearing gloves and mask is no longer something that makes me stand out. That smell of bleach/enzyme based cleaner? That's anti covid stuff and nothing suspicious.