What are you going to have written on your tombstone?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Desert_Fox, Apr 22, 2005.

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  1. Desert_Fox

    Desert_Fox Swinger

    Im thinking i'll have : 'it wasn't me!'

    That should clear it all up...
     
  2. "bo11ocks"
     
  3. Spike Milligan wanted

    "I told you I was ill"
     
  4. Y_Delyn

    Y_Delyn Old-Salt

    In small letters

    "Excuse me, thats my head your standing on"
     
  5. pomps

    pomps LE

    "Cheers Easy"

    or

    "I told you I'd have the last word"
     
  6. Spursluv

    Spursluv Old-Salt

    It seemed like a good idea at the time
     
  7. Biscuits_AB

    Biscuits_AB Guest

    That money I owed you.......
     
  8. Spursluv

    Spursluv Old-Salt

    Aaaargh the worms are eating my eyes!
     
  9. Baghdad-Brit

    Baghdad-Brit War Hero

    I actually preferred shagging your sister.......

    .............and mother.
     
  10. Spursluv

    Spursluv Old-Salt

    Was hanged by mistake
     
  11. Desert_Fox

    Desert_Fox Swinger

    You mean the human body doesn't have 2 livers ? (having died of alcohol abuse)
     
  12. Aerosexual

    Aerosexual Clanker

    Here lies David St. Hubbins....and why not.
     
  13. EYE_OF_SAURON

    EYE_OF_SAURON Swinger

    Get busy living or get busy dying, i'm doing the latter, you do the other instead of reading this.
     
  14. Desert_Fox

    Desert_Fox Swinger

    Ill be back!
     
  15. pegasus797

    pegasus797 War Hero

    Ah, so the warning was on the bottle for a reason!!!!