What are you going to have written on your tombstone?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Desert_Fox, Apr 22, 2005.

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  1. Desert_Fox

    Desert_Fox Swinger

    Im thinking i'll have : 'it wasn't me!'

    That should clear it all up...
  2. "bo11ocks"
  3. Spike Milligan wanted

    "I told you I was ill"
  4. Y_Delyn

    Y_Delyn Old-Salt

    In small letters

    "Excuse me, thats my head your standing on"
  5. pomps

    pomps LE

    "Cheers Easy"


    "I told you I'd have the last word"
  6. Spursluv

    Spursluv Old-Salt

    It seemed like a good idea at the time
  7. Biscuits_AB

    Biscuits_AB Guest

    That money I owed you.......
  8. Spursluv

    Spursluv Old-Salt

    Aaaargh the worms are eating my eyes!
  9. Baghdad-Brit

    Baghdad-Brit War Hero

    I actually preferred shagging your sister.......

    .............and mother.
  10. Spursluv

    Spursluv Old-Salt

    Was hanged by mistake
  11. Desert_Fox

    Desert_Fox Swinger

    You mean the human body doesn't have 2 livers ? (having died of alcohol abuse)
  12. Aerosexual

    Aerosexual Clanker

    Here lies David St. Hubbins....and why not.

    EYE_OF_SAURON Swinger

    Get busy living or get busy dying, i'm doing the latter, you do the other instead of reading this.
  14. Desert_Fox

    Desert_Fox Swinger

    Ill be back!
  15. pegasus797

    pegasus797 War Hero

    Ah, so the warning was on the bottle for a reason!!!!