What are you going to have written on your tombstone?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Desert_Fox, Apr 22, 2005.

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  1. Im thinking i'll have : 'it wasn't me!'

    That should clear it all up...
     
  2. "bo11ocks"
     
  3. Spike Milligan wanted

    "I told you I was ill"
     
  4. In small letters

    "Excuse me, thats my head your standing on"
     
  5. "Cheers Easy"

    or

    "I told you I'd have the last word"
     
  6. It seemed like a good idea at the time
     
  7. That money I owed you.......
     
  8. Aaaargh the worms are eating my eyes!
     
  9. I actually preferred shagging your sister.......

    .............and mother.
     
  10. Was hanged by mistake
     
  11. You mean the human body doesn't have 2 livers ? (having died of alcohol abuse)
     
  12. Here lies David St. Hubbins....and why not.
     
  13. Get busy living or get busy dying, i'm doing the latter, you do the other instead of reading this.
     
  14. Ill be back!
     
  15. Ah, so the warning was on the bottle for a reason!!!!