What are you going to do today?

#1
I thought I'd wake up in about 7 hours to a cup of tea, some Bimbo Bread (specially bought for me) and some home made jam.

It might only be about 90 degrees then, hence I can scoff.

I shall then proceed to have a shower, mebbe a little pooh, and put my Daisys on. Moving further on into my journey, I shall watch about 20 blokes firing guns and shit (and hopefully getting a little bit nekked) whilst I take professional photos that are for my own personal use.

Is anyone going to have a better day than me? Less for JJH, Mongo and Chim.

Apparently I get to do some shooting stuff with belt fed stuff. Rock and roll!

Oh, I'm sorry. Was I bragging?
 
#3
Next stop Gitmo.

Have a nice day.
That would be funny if you weren't a dick and knew what you were talking about.

Stop jumping on the bandwagon.
 
#5
I thought I'd wake up in about 7 hours to a cup of tea, some Bimbo Bread (specially bought for me) and some home made jam.

It might only be about 90 degrees then, hence I can scoff.

I shall then proceed to have a shower, mebbe a little pooh, and put my Daisys on. Moving further on into my journey, I shall watch about 20 blokes firing guns and shit (and hopefully getting a little bit nekked) whilst I take professional photos that are for my own personal use.

Is anyone going to have a better day than me? Less for JJH, Mongo and Chim.

Apparently I get to do some shooting stuff with belt fed stuff. Rock and roll!

Oh, I'm sorry. Was I bragging?



Brag away, dosen't get much better than that. 8)
 
#7
Them gun thingies are instruments of the devil, and should be banned, you lucky lucky sod. :)
 
#8
I am definitely going one better.
I got my FAL at long last yesterday and I will be firing today myself,
not shoot with a fcuking camera, but a proper gun!
 
#9
Errrr....think about doing some work?......are they gonna be pointing their bang-sticks at you?........:)
 
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PrinceAlbert

Guest
#10
Oh, I'm sorry. Was I boring you?
Fixed that for you. And yes, you were.

You've got your JJH thread, keep all the boring updates in there will you.

The way your dripping like a leaking quim, one would think that:

a - you've never been abroad before

b - you've never been on a range before (though you're AGC so that's entirely plausible)
 
#13
I'm going to sit here in my shitty office for 8 hours trying to give a fuck while it's nice and sunny outside, then go home.
 
#14
Today I am 3 sleeps from a month off.
I am in Baghdad, its sunny, I will roll out of my pit, crack some crossfit, eat a light lunch of noodles and tuna.
I shall then retire to the roof where I will bronze my carcass, for about an hour.
I shall drink lots of cold drinks and spend more than a few minutes admiring my toned tanned physique in the mirrir we have in the open air gym on the roof of our villa.
I shall also possibly masturbate.....more than once.....
and then gladly accept my pay at the end of the month, feeling completely satisfied that I have earned every penny.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#15
Fixed that for you. And yes, you were.

You've got your JJH thread, keep all the boring updates in there will you.

The way your dripping like a leaking quim, one would think that:

a - you've never been abroad before

b - you've never been on a range before (though you're AGC so that's entirely plausible)
Then of course i'd not have been so stupid as to only book for a week when going on a long haul flight. i'll start a thread about my holiday to Oban in September....
 
#16
I shall try not to be too obvious when mesmerised by the bazookas on a new girl in the Office. Honestly, from much study of specialist publications when i was a single man she must be an E or F-cup & is spending a lot of time leaning over a desk partition just up from mine. I fear I may be dragged in by their gravitational field & crushed to death in her decolletage.
 
#17
I'm giving some serious thought to going postal, as it happens.

Just a normal day in the office, really.

If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
 

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