What Are You Asking Father Christmas For?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Dec 4, 2011.

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  1. MtC's post on another thread:

    got me thinking what you would ask Father Christmas for?

    I would ask for a life of fast cars and even faster women, although I'm not sure I could handle either of them to their limits now. (And I think SWMBO would object).

    What are you asking for?
  2. Fanny
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  3. Ditto.
  4. Whatever it is that gets the fit chicks at Brize to pull their knickers down behind the Biffa bins.

    Is it the white RAF PTI outfit? I want one of those even if it's not that.

    Actually fuck it, can I just have an RAF PTI?
  5. * Male...Obviously.
  6. Peace on earth, good will to all men and a ganz neuer gaming PC!
  7. So a voucher for gender re-assignment surgery it is then!
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  8. A decent variety of strong ales to mix.
  9. What I really want from Santa is for him to pack it in until around the 21st of December each year. Pushy cunt, does he think I'm made of money or something?

    Humbug? We're waaaayyyyy past the boiled sweets stage.
  10. I'm on the Naughty List so not getting anything
  11. No point asking the fat cunt never delivers. I expect I'll get some jeans, shirts and maybe some shoes.
  12. A top notch guaranteed hangover cure, after last night!! And an injection of good cheer for Jarrod. xx
  13. Fuck all.