What are ye driving?

#21
Bradshaw said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
Bradshaw said:
What are you driving flasheart?
And its a civic crabby
It doesnt matter what I'm driving, lofty. Youre the one who posted that monstrosity on here. If you dont like the answers, chuck your keyboard in the bin as the internet aint for you.

I dont mind the answers at all, posted here on the naafi bar section because i enjoy a laugh. You've seen mine now show me yours please, so i can take the urine out of yours :D
I would love to but alas, Persec means I would rather not. ;)


Glad you are taking it in the spirit intended mate.
 
#22
No, it's definitely art. Perhaps a work by Piero Manzoni during his 1961 period?

Another fine example is shown here:
 
#24
Was it the first time without your glasses as well?
 
#25
800hours of work? You have got to be sh1tting me!

Have you never heard of car wraps? 5 Easy steps:

1. You get a picture you like.
2. Scan it into the computer.
3. Tell the nice program what car you have.
4. Computer prints out each required piece on a specialised printer (which is about 2 1/2 metres wide and they are not sold at Dixons!)
5. Peel off the back of the plastic and put the pieces on your car (just like fablon). Use a hairdryer to make it easier.

Time taken: about 4 hours from initial selection of the picture. How do I know this? Because I did it to my Lotus last year and this year to a mates Porsche and another lads Ferrari 430. I have also done it to my jetskis.

Cost? I get it done for 120 quid a car (but labour is really cheap here in Budapest), UK mates have had it done for about a grand. The wrap will last for about 1 year and when you are bored of it or want to sell the car it can simply be peeled off (again, use a hairdryer to warm the plastic and ease the process).
 
#26
What do you know about cars, Dread? :roll:


You drive an Austin Maxi dont you?





Bradshaw, if you arent an American, you have no excuse for zero taste. ;)
 
#27
The Lord Flasheart said:
What do you know about cars, Dread? :roll:


You drive an Austin Maxi dont you?





Bradshaw, if you arent an American, you have no excuse for zero taste. ;)
I live near brum!!
 
#28
Bradshaw said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
What do you know about cars, Dread? :roll:


You drive an Austin Maxi dont you?





Bradshaw, if you arent an American, you have no excuse for zero taste. ;)
I live near brum!!
Think that's enough of an excuse flashy - leave the poor brummy kid alone... it's not his fault he stole a car when he wasn't wearing his stolen glasses
 
#31
I just guessed you were becasue of the use of the word 'mom' (if you are British, it's 'mum, mummy, mother or if youre mdn, mummsy).

Prom?? Brits dont have 'proms' do we? I thought we just had school discos. The sort you would usually be able to get a BJ from Miss Schwarzenkebab, the PE techer in the gym store room.



Brummy? They have less taste than yanks IMHO. Just look at the Bull Ring and Lenny Henry.


(brad, check your pm's too ;) )
 
#32
Im british, and we do have proms nowadays, its just another of those yankee things we seem to be copying....like obesity..
 
#33
Bradshaw said:
I live near brum!!
Unfortunately, so do I.

If I ever, ever, ever have the misfortune to be rendered blind by actually seeing that monstrosity of a piece of Jap shite that looks like it has been decorated by the local kids from the RNIB, I intend to improve it's looks by attacking it with a flamethrower.

I don't even think a Spam would have done that Flash, I reckon he must be a Kraut.
 
#34
Bradshaw said:
Im british, and we do have proms nowadays, its just another of those yankee things we seem to be copying....like obesity..
Yeh, in the kid's defence my old school had a "6th form prom" where you invited a girl from the adjoining all girls school (private, so gagging), and then ditched your bird when you realised there was an easier one floating about and you might cop off.

With a car like that though - was her name bianca? Did she wear gold hoop earrings? If she was 16-18 how many kids with how much benefit? Greasy hair pulled back tight?
 
#35
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WHAT A CNUT

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE JAMES BOND

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
#36
Please, if youre a Brit, stop using that fcuking americanism of 'mom'.


Its hard enough trying to stay British with Bliar trying to turn us into the 52nd State!!

You'll be speaking like a gangsta rappa next ffs!!
 
#37
thegimp said:
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WHAT A CNUT

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE JAMES BOND

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Stolen from another thread :D )
 
#38
DaT cAr iS fuKken PHAT! I aM LUVvIn iT. InFaANTRee?
 
#39
Bradshaw said:
What cars you currently driving, and whats the best/worst cars you have ever had.
Pics if you can please!

Tis my baby, if you can guess what it is ill lick your belly button -



Well it isnt mine, its my mom's car club boss's, but i had a one night stand with the sexy bitch at my prom
Edited to say - (The car that is - i swear to god..)
Mong
 
#40
PTP you sound like most of the people i know. Therefore you are probobly a fcucking retard and should never have been born. Thanks for banning me from the chat room by the by (Under 18...uh-huh) i wasnt exactly enjoying it in there and had to much pride to leave. If you would kindly tell meremix i enjoyed the way she gagged me every 10 seconds i would be much obliged.
 

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