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What are ye driving?

#1
What cars you currently driving, and whats the best/worst cars you have ever had.
Pics if you can please!

Tis my baby, if you can guess what it is ill lick your belly button -


Well it isnt mine, its my mom's car club boss's, but i had a one night stand with the sexy bitch at my prom
Edited to say - (The car that is - i swear to god..)
 
#2
You and the car look the same-a right fcuking state. Was it a special project for mong outreach? Next time, wear a tux that fits. And why is there an ironing board attached to the rear?
 
#4
looks like a 9x-2001 honda civic 5 door to me, only made up to look fcuking sh*te.

I've got an old man civic, no point putting a photo up as you'll see enough of them doing 56mph in the inside lane of the motorway with a 90 year old at the wheel

P.S that car looks cr*p

editted to add; get your hands out ya pockets - buy a bowtie that isn't pre-tied and DON'T claim to have ever seen that car before - let alone having driven it
 
#5
Best you tell your 'moms' boss that some cunt has been drawing on his car with a big box of crayola and a bag of half potatos dipped in poster paint.


The car looks like an Alan Partridge mobile - A Lexus.
 
#7
Breaking my heart, spose its a case of taste, its a completely new type of paint job, about 800 hours of work - and there have been a rather large range of opinions on it.
 
#8
Bradshaw said:
Breaking my heart, spose its a case of taste, its a completely new type of paint job, about 800 hours of work - and there have been a rather large range of opinions on it.
800 hours of work???? That's £4k of labour charges at minimum wage!!! FCUKING HELL. I could pay a 4 year old four packets of sweeties to have a job like that done - and they'd supply their own poster paints.

Also ironing boards are designed for ironing, not ruining the aerodynamics of a car.

Also what car is it? Honda civic/rover 45/400...?
 
#9
Bradshaw said:
Breaking my heart, spose its a case of taste, its a completely new type of paint job, about 800 hours of work - and there have been a rather large range of opinions on it.
Taste???

Ive seen gansta rappers with more 'taste'.

800 hours work? By who? Stevie fucking Wonder?

The only option for that hideous piece of crap is to drive it into a freight train.
 
#10
I know what it is. It's a fcuking abortion on wheels!
 
#11
Bradshaw said:
Breaking my heart, spose its a case of taste, its a completely new type of paint job, about 800 hours of work - and there have been a rather large range of opinions on it.
ranging from dog-sh1te to complete utter dog-sh1te at a guess.
 
#13
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Bradshaw said:
Breaking my heart, spose its a case of taste, its a completely new type of paint job, about 800 hours of work - and there have been a rather large range of opinions on it.
ranging from dog-sh1te to complete utter dog-sh1te at a guess.
Larger range than that, some actually liked it :eek:
 
#14
Bradshaw said:
What cars you currently driving, and whats the best/worst cars you have ever had.
Pics if you can please!

Tis my baby, if you can guess what it is ill lick your belly button -

Well it isnt mine, its my mom's car club boss's, but i had a one night stand with the sexy bitch at my prom
Edited to say - (The car that is - i swear to god..)
It's sad that's what it is!! Deserves to be modified with a fecking claymore!!!!

edited to remove sad pic
 
#15
Bradshaw said:
What are you driving flasheart?
And its a civic crabby
It doesnt matter what I'm driving, lofty. Youre the one who posted that monstrosity on here. If you dont like the answers, chuck your keyboard in the bin as the internet aint for you.
 
#16
Ye old gits, i shall agree to disagree as it seems the majority would like to use it as target practice. Tis a matter of taste and ye all obviousely have none :D
 
#17
Bradshaw,

I'm going to nominate that car for most shite car ever. Just wait until Jeremy Clarkson gets that pic emailed to him! That paintjob is truely fcuking horrible. Like your cummerbund and bowtie. Are you blind?
 
#18
The Lord Flasheart said:
Bradshaw said:
What are you driving flasheart?
And its a civic crabby
It doesnt matter what I'm driving, lofty. Youre the one who posted that monstrosity on here. If you dont like the answers, chuck your keyboard in the bin as the internet aint for you.

I dont mind the answers at all, posted here on the naafi bar section because i enjoy a laugh. You've seen mine now show me yours please, so i can take the piss out of yours :D
 
#19
Bradshaw said:
Ye old gits, i shall agree to disagree as it seems the majority would like to use it as target practice. Tis a matter of taste and ye all obviousely have none :D
Unless you've got a different dictionary to me, that car could NEVER be described as tasteful. I wouldn't even use it as target practice, it'd hurt my eyes too much. What's your defence for your own sh*t-state as well as the state of the car you're standing by?
 
#20
Bradshaw said:
Ye old gits, i shall agree to disagree as it seems the majority would like to use it as target practice. Tis a matter of taste and ye all obviousely have none :D
Youre an American arent you?

By default, you have no taste whatsoever.


some actually liked it
And then you drove it out of Rampton, right?
 

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