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old_fat_and_hairy

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#1
We have names for women who come on here hunting, SCH etc. Do we have names for the blokes who hunt the ARRSE maidens? Apart from my name, that is. And do the maidens have any stalkers?
 
#2
Random_Task said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
We have names for women who come on here hunting, SCH etc. Do we have names for the blokes who hunt the ARRSE maidens? Apart from my name, that is. And do the maidens have any stalkers?
Chubby chasers?
Minge miners?
 
#3
old_fat_and_hairy said:
We have names for women who come on here hunting, SCH etc. Do we have names for the blokes who hunt the ARRSE maidens? Apart from my name, that is. And do the maidens have any stalkers?
Desperate?

(awaits incoming)
 
#4
There is one lurking in PMs even as we type, i get the impression he thinks he is a bit of a "dish".
 
#5
scotlass said:
There is one lurking in PMs even as we type, i get the impression he thinks he is a bit of a "dish".
I consider myself quite a catch. Got a harpoon handy?
 

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#6
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here
 
#8
still21inmymind said:
scotlass said:
There is one lurking in PMs even as we type, i get the impression he thinks he is a bit of a "dish".
I consider myself quite a catch. Got a harpoon handy?
Havent quite got the hang of hints at a name have you still 21..
 
#9
I'm a block of lard, ignore me
 
#10
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here


Thats like saying 'Some Nazis were quite nice chaps'.

Have a word with yourself.

They are all 20 stone, social mis-fits with a hygiene problem.
 

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#11
SparkySteve said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here
If i recall correctly, your daughter has never registered, OFAH?
Not sure. I know she reads it, but since she doesn't know who I am,(no wisecracks, I meant on here) I wouldn't know who she was.
 
#12
scotlass said:
still21inmymind said:
scotlass said:
There is one lurking in PMs even as we type, i get the impression he thinks he is a bit of a "dish".
I consider myself quite a catch. Got a harpoon handy?
Havent quite got the hang of hints at a name have you still 21..
Not I, I suffer from ahintopsia. The only way I will get a hint is if it is wrapped around a brick and dropped on my head. From a long way up. Repeatedly.
 
#13
old_fat_and_hairy said:
SparkySteve said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here
If i recall correctly, your daughter has never registered, OFAH?
Not sure. I know she reads it, but since she doesn't know who I am,(no wisecracks, I meant on here) I wouldn't know who she was.

Be a bummer if you took a fancy to her and she sent you some clack shots via pm.

(If she does, sling em my way ;) )
 
#14
old_fat_and_hairy said:
SparkySteve said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here
If i recall correctly, your daughter has never registered, OFAH?
Not sure. I know she reads it, but since she doesn't know who I am,(no wisecracks, I meant on here) I wouldn't know who she was.
But it would have been a biased opinion anyway? :)
 

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#15
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here


Thats like saying 'Some Nazis were quite nice chaps'.

Have a word with yourself.

They are all 20 stone, social mis-fits with a hygiene problem.
Met them? Or just had a bad experience?
 
#16
old_fat_and_hairy said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here


Thats like saying 'Some Nazis were quite nice chaps'.

Have a word with yourself.

They are all 20 stone, social mis-fits with a hygiene problem.
Met them? Or just had a bad experience?

Check the gallery.

Its like Crime Watch crossed with Vets Hospital crossed with Shaun of the Dead.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#17
SparkySteve said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
SparkySteve said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here
If i recall correctly, your daughter has never registered, OFAH?
Not sure. I know she reads it, but since she doesn't know who I am,(no wisecracks, I meant on here) I wouldn't know who she was.
But it would have been a biased opinion anyway? :)
I may live near Norfolk, but not Norfolk born and bred!
 

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#18
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here


Thats like saying 'Some Nazis were quite nice chaps'.

Have a word with yourself.

They are all 20 stone, social mis-fits with a hygiene problem.
Met them? Or just had a bad experience?


Check the gallery.

Its like Crime Watch crossed with Vets Hospital crossed with Shaun of the Dead.
Ah, but the camera lies. And, some of the best have never posted pics. Why would they?
 
#19
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here


Thats like saying 'Some Nazis were quite nice chaps'.

Have a word with yourself.

They are all 20 stone, social mis-fits with a hygiene problem.
Met them? Or just had a bad experience?

Check the gallery.

Its like Crime Watch crossed with Vets Hospital crossed with Shaun of the Dead.

All that was based on the one picture of Dale, which is a tad unfair, i feel.


I'd poo in her fanny.
 
#20
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Ah, but the camera lies. And, some of the best have never posted pics. Why would they?
Because they are all 20 stone, social mis-fits with a hygiene problem.


You seem to be defending them.

You shagging one of the munters?
 

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