What are they called?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by old_fat_and_hairy, Sep 18, 2007.

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  1. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    We have names for women who come on here hunting, SCH etc. Do we have names for the blokes who hunt the ARRSE maidens? Apart from my name, that is. And do the maidens have any stalkers?
     
  2. Chubby chasers?
     
  3. Minge miners?
     
  4. Desperate?

    (awaits incoming)
     
  5. There is one lurking in PMs even as we type, i get the impression he thinks he is a bit of a "dish".
     
  6. I consider myself quite a catch. Got a harpoon handy?
     
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I think you are being unfair to the ladies. There are some very nice ones on here
     
  8. If i recall correctly, your daughter has never registered, OFAH?
     
  9. Havent quite got the hang of hints at a name have you still 21..
     
  10. I'm a block of lard, ignore me
     


  11. Thats like saying 'Some Nazis were quite nice chaps'.

    Have a word with yourself.

    They are all 20 stone, social mis-fits with a hygiene problem.
     
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Not sure. I know she reads it, but since she doesn't know who I am,(no wisecracks, I meant on here) I wouldn't know who she was.
     
  13. Not I, I suffer from ahintopsia. The only way I will get a hint is if it is wrapped around a brick and dropped on my head. From a long way up. Repeatedly.
     

  14. Be a bummer if you took a fancy to her and she sent you some clack shots via pm.

    (If she does, sling em my way ;) )
     
  15. But it would have been a biased opinion anyway? :)