What Are The...

#1
Rules of Arrse.

Albeit unofficial ones but still.

And before someone comes out with it the 1st Rule of Arrse is not - There Is No Such Thing As Arrse, because there quite clearly is
 
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the_boy_syrup

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#4
Think you may have misunderstood every so slightly there. I meant the stupid 'unofficial rules' that may very well exist on the site.

For instance - a new thread must be brought to down to gutter level after the first 5 posts or some shite like that.

I know what i mean anyway. I will however go back to my crosswords and rum
 
#5
Learn the difference between a "wah" and a "wind-up".
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#6
Rule 1 - tropper has always done it harder/longer/blindfolded and before you. Failing that, he invented it
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#9
Whenever a bint posts for the 1st time on arrse it is considered rude not to try to get said bint to post naked photos of herself
 
#11
Whenever a bint posts for the 1st time on arrse it is considered rude not to try to get said bint to post naked photos of herself


Is that good enough?

On googling again though, I found a better likeness:

 
#12
Think you may have misunderstood every so slightly there. I meant the stupid 'unofficial rules' that may very well exist on the site.

For instance - a new thread must be brought to down to gutter level after the first 5 posts or some shite like that.

I know what i mean anyway. I will however go back to my crosswords and rum
I agree. This has always angered me. Why??? Why after five posts does it degenerate?

This should happen on the second post.
 
#13
Any male teenage virgin is to be pointed in my direction for help and advice.
If you're not fussy try Whet, two out of three aint bad.
 
#14
A poster who seeks to correct another poster's spelling/grammar/punctuation mistake(s) must, in doing so, make at least one such mistake himself.
 
#16
Frightfully sorry, it wont happen agian
 
#18
Shite will always attract shite if your post is shite it will get flamed, if your post is good in the wrong forum it will get flamed , if you are a troll your post will get flamed, if your a ten year old mong yes your post will get flamed and finally if your a 18 year old bird with large tits send PM with photos so I can fan the flames.
 
#20
1. Never ever ever slag off a squaddy even if he has raped his own grandmother.....if he is a crab, crack on!!
2. The outrage bus is almost always signed out. Bookings must be made well in advance of any potential outrage.
3. If you have a higher post count you are by default more intelligent and have a much larger penis.
 

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