what are the best jokes you have heard.

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  1. it can be from your mates.
    the TV.
    stand up comedians.
    when you was in the pub.
    anywhere.

    come on lets here the best of them.
     
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    you mean today, right? OK...

    Breaking News ...

    Saddam Hussein found guilty.

    Sentenced to be shot.

    Last request is to name his own firing squad.

    He chose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards.
     
  3. ha ha ha nice one fella.
    no it can be any day you like.
     
  4. Well it's an original thread I suppose.
     
  5. Bit tasteless mate
     
  6. save it for the naafi you sick f*ck.
     
  7. I didnt make it up you know, just heard it. sorry
     
  8. WTF very sick fella you are.
     
  9. You're a fcuking cnut arn't you.

    I bet you fcuking p1ssed yourself when you heard it. Theres telling sick jokes, and then theres being a fcuking tasteless cnut. You bring shame on all the decent people on this site.

    Cnut.
     
  10. At least he has had the decency to edit it I suppose.
     
  11. If he hadn't have been unloaded on would he have edited it?
     
  12. I thought it was funny as fcuk.

    You lot are civvies aren't you.
     
  13. Whats blue and fucks grannies.



    Pneumonia.
     
  14. whats blue and fucks kids?



    the front of a speeding blue car.