what are the best jokes you have heard.

RAID

Old-Salt
#1
it can be from your mates.
the TV.
stand up comedians.
when you was in the pub.
anywhere.

come on lets here the best of them.
 

TheIronDuke

On ROPS
On ROPs
Book Reviewer
#2
you mean today, right? OK...

Breaking News ...

Saddam Hussein found guilty.

Sentenced to be shot.

Last request is to name his own firing squad.

He chose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards.
 
#7
threaders-vm said:
whats the difference between sarah payne and damilola taylor?

Damilola taylor died a virgin.

very sick, sick, sick. I am aware of the hurt I will get for this.
save it for the naafi you sick f*ck.
 
#10
threaders-vm said:
I didnt make it up you know, just heard it. sorry
You're a fcuking cnut arn't you.

I bet you fcuking p1ssed yourself when you heard it. Theres telling sick jokes, and then theres being a fcuking tasteless cnut. You bring shame on all the decent people on this site.

Cnut.
 
#16
Xplosiverab said:
You're a fcuking cnut arn't you.
Oh behave you fcukign girl, its not like he shagged and killed them himself.

Do you not recall the cpunk / Huntley joke drama / trauma of Christmas 2004?
 
#18
minister_doh_nut said:
Xplosiverab said:
You're a fcuking cnut arn't you.
Oh behave you fcukign girl, its not like he shagged and killed them himself.

Do you not recall the cpunk / Huntley joke drama / trauma of Christmas 2004?
I read it. But I can't find it at all now. It doesn't help that cpunk's old username appears to not even exist anymore.
 
#19
What's blue and fcuks grannies?

Pneumonia? No me, in my lucky blue anorak...
 

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