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what are the best jokes you have heard.


it can be from your mates.
the TV.
stand up comedians.
when you was in the pub.

come on lets here the best of them.


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you mean today, right? OK...

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threaders-vm said:
I didnt make it up you know, just heard it. sorry
You're a fcuking cnut arn't you.

I bet you fcuking p1ssed yourself when you heard it. Theres telling sick jokes, and then theres being a fcuking tasteless cnut. You bring shame on all the decent people on this site.

minister_doh_nut said:
Xplosiverab said:
You're a fcuking cnut arn't you.
Oh behave you fcukign girl, its not like he shagged and killed them himself.

Do you not recall the cpunk / Huntley joke drama / trauma of Christmas 2004?
I read it. But I can't find it at all now. It doesn't help that cpunk's old username appears to not even exist anymore.

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