What are the 3 most important parts of basic training?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by andyliverpool101, Jun 11, 2009.

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  1. As question states,all answers are welcome
  2. A sense of humour
    The ability to listen and keep your mouth shut
  3. I was always taught they were reeling, writhing and fainting in coils...
  4. good answer albert :D
  5. 1) YES Staff!!

    2) NO Staff!!

    3) HAHAHA Staff!!

    What was the question again?.....
  6. i) Fear
    ii) Surprise
    iii) An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope

    Hope this helps :D

  7. The beginning the middle and the end
  8. beer,porn and fags........lol
  9. You ok PA?
    That suspiciously resembled a sensible answer

    1: Turn up
    2: Work hard
    3: Pass out
  10. 1. Weapon parts
    2. Your private parts
    3. End of training part(y) :D
  11. Slippers, 24 pack of fosters and your xbox trust me the staff will respect you for that. Plus you will have loads of free time to sit down and play COD with your new found chums.
  12. Bollox......sorry......I can't believe I've let myself down like that :x
  13. One day it's offering gen advice in the NAAFI...the next it's discussing the merits of mustard corduroys on the officer's forum.
  14. Whoa whoa whoa!! Now you're going too far! ;)
  15. 1/ Learn how to Blanco :lol:
    2/ Be careful not bang the butt of a loaded Sten on the ground when getting off a truck :oops:
    3/ Most important of all , do not walk across the Screaming Skulls parade ground :p