What a waste

#1
I know this is risky in here but I could use some advice.

My next door neighbours daughter is a pretty young thing, she is 15 actually, and has a pretty face, lovely figure and sweet personality.

sadly this has made her a target for every half caste and wigger gangsta wannabe for miles around, sorry, don't want to appear racist but that is what is hanging around

not unnaturally she like the attention but as yet remains seemingly unspoiled

Her mother thinks its all a laugh and, i sh it you not, seems hopeful of scoring with her daughters eventual cast offs.

so...the question is....how does a middle aged man, me, tell her, the daughter, that she can do better and actually have a life without sounding like a perv?

Or do I have to stand idly by as another sweet kid is ruined and pregnant before her 16th birthday?
 

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#2
Sounds like you need to do some serious grooming. I recommend buying her something nice to start with, once she is 17 she'll need a car, a Mazda MX5 will do nicely.

After that she will have no choice but to nosh you off.
 
#4
Fuck her. If she wants to be a little slag then so be it. Better still rape and kill her. She'll only end up with 5 kids and a free house. The police will understand once you explain.

Kill her now!
 
#5
Ravers said:
Sounds like you need to do some serious grooming. I recommend buying her something nice to start with, once she is 17 she'll need a car, a Mazda MX5 will do nicely.

After that she will have no choice but to nosh you off.
Cheers Mate, i knew I could rely on you for sound advice :frustrated:
 

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#6
britbeagle said:
Ravers said:
Sounds like you need to do some serious grooming. I recommend buying her something nice to start with, once she is 17 she'll need a car, a Mazda MX5 will do nicely.

After that she will have no choice but to nosh you off.
Cheers Mate, i knew I could rely on you for sound advice :frustrated:
Well it is the Naafi after all. :D
 
#7
Ask if you can offer her some advice and then have a chat with her over a drink somewhere that's quiet so she can feel safe with you.

As for the wigger mo'fos - she might like them, who knows?
 

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#9
Ursus.Maritimus said:
Ask if you can offer her some advice and then have a chat with her over a drink somewhere that's quiet so she can feel safe with you.
He said he didn't want to come across as a perv.

I still reckon your only hope is the car. Either that or buy yourself some bling and a tracksuit and start getting down with the kids.

Westside. Braaap Braaap. Init.
 

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#10
thegimp said:
finger her its not illegal
Wise wise words friend.

I shall remember you next time I require some advice.
 
#12
Fallschirmjager said:
Fuck her. If she wants to be a little slag then so be it. Better still rape and kill her. She'll only end up with 5 kids and a free house. The police will understand once you explain.

Kill her now!
Do you want to borrow my Baker Rifle,complete with Bayonette
 
#13
Ravers said:
Ursus.Maritimus said:
Ask if you can offer her some advice and then have a chat with her over a drink somewhere that's quiet so she can feel safe with you.
He said he didn't want to come across as a perv.

I still reckon your only hope is the car. Either that or buy yourself some bling and a tracksuit and start getting down with the kids.

Westside. Braaap Braaap. Init.
so its hopeless for her then??

I wouldn't give a toss except shes a nice person, polite, well mannered, goes to school, shes not just some spunk bag for tossers...well not yet anyway

another one bites the dust yet we rue the decline of the younger generation

go figure
 

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#15
britbeagle said:
Ravers said:
Ursus.Maritimus said:
Ask if you can offer her some advice and then have a chat with her over a drink somewhere that's quiet so she can feel safe with you.
He said he didn't want to come across as a perv.

I still reckon your only hope is the car. Either that or buy yourself some bling and a tracksuit and start getting down with the kids.

Westside. Braaap Braaap. Init.
so its hopeless for her then??

I wouldn't give a toss except shes a nice person, polite, well mannered, goes to school, shes not just some spunk bag for tossers...well not yet anyway

another one bites the dust yet we rue the decline of the younger generation

go figure
I'm afraid that is the way kids are these days mate. She will learn in her own way eventually. I'm afraid whichever way you present it to her, she will just think you are either a perv or an old weirdo.
 
#16
Ravers said:
britbeagle said:
Ravers said:
Ursus.Maritimus said:
Ask if you can offer her some advice and then have a chat with her over a drink somewhere that's quiet so she can feel safe with you.
He said he didn't want to come across as a perv.

I still reckon your only hope is the car. Either that or buy yourself some bling and a tracksuit and start getting down with the kids.

Westside. Braaap Braaap. Init.
so its hopeless for her then??

I wouldn't give a toss except shes a nice person, polite, well mannered, goes to school, shes not just some spunk bag for tossers...well not yet anyway

another one bites the dust yet we rue the decline of the younger generation

go figure
I'm afraid that is the way kids are these days mate. She will learn in her own way eventually. I'm afraid whichever way you present it to her, she will just think you are either a perv or an old weirdo.
Cheers Ravers, I guess we will end up with a country gone to shit but not realize or act till its too late mate, I am glad my daughter is grown and married and living in Bermuda
 
#17
Go for the Mother and influence her sprog that way.

Bonus points for Mother and Daughter combo, as it is the NAAFI after all!
 
#20
Become her friend on FaceBook and then get some piccies postred on here, especially the ones thet all the teen girls do with minimal underwear and a camera mobile in the bathroom mirror.







. . . . . Err. . So i've heard. I 've also been told that if you type in 'Mirror' in Photobucket you get loads of free pics of fit girls who might look lokie this


 

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