In no particular order; 1. A dirty scutter who will wait on me hand and foot, put out whenever I fancy a shag, cook amazing meals 24/7, and not whinge when I bring other birds back for threesomes. 2. Erm.... 3. Hmm, tough one this. 4. Actually, that'll just about do it for this year. 5. Oh, and a PS3. PS: Aqua-Calda; Your list sucks donkey's balls. Get a life. And a job.