What a load of balls.....

Man with 45kg scrotum needs $1m surgery From: LAS Vegas man with a medical condition that has caused his scrotum to swell to more than 45kg is trying to raise $US1 million for surgery to correct it.
Wesley Warren Jr, went public about his condition - scrotal elephantiasis - because he is desperate to try and raise the cash for the costly operation.

Mr Warren's scrotum is so large that he has trouble walking and using the bathroom.

"It's not easy to get around," he told the Las Vegas Review-Journal, "It makes me stay in most of the time."

The 47-year-old, who developed the rare condition three years ago, said he has regular bouts of depression.

"I want to have real friends and a relationship with a woman," he told the paper. "But I'm not suicidal. I'm too strong for that."

Although he knew some people would laugh at his condition, Mr Warren decided to go on Howard Stern's radio and cable TV show to raise awareness of his plight.

"I don't like being a freak, who would?" he said. "But I figured that the Stern show is listened to by millions of people and they might want to help me. I hope some millionaire or billionaire will want to help me."

His condition is rarely seen outside of the tropical areas of Africa and Asia and is usually caused by a mosquito-spread parasitic infection.

But Mr Warren said he had never travelled to tropical areas and believes the condition is down to an accident in 2008, when he caught his testicles with his leg while twisting in bed. The next day Mr Warren said his scrotum had grown to "the size of a soccer ball" and continued growing.
Any Photo's?
That's just been made up. have any of yer heard of of any septics having big balls outside of hollwood?
No phots, the story is from the Daily Telegraph in Sydney, so I doubt if anybody wants to be regaled with a pic of 45kgs of love potatoes over their cornflakes. Googling elephantiasis may produce the desired result.


I am sure there are plenty on here who would not be averse to developing just a slight touch of that condition.
Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a wheel-barrow?
Why not just nick a shopping trolley from Walmart? Most of their fat arsed women customers need one for their tits.
Anyone seen that episode of South Park?
Mind you, having the cock to match would be bloody fantastic.
Would it? the only thing you'd be able to shag would be a yeti or a southampton dockside slag


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"I want to have real friends and a relationship with a woman," he told the paper. "But I'm not suicidal. I'm too strong for that."
Been there. Done that. But then I thought, "Fuck it. I'll just turn queer".

Now I have a £3.4m apartment in Nice and a 80' yacht moored off of Cap Ferat. PM me for details, yah?


Going to the bog would be an issue.

Is it me or would it be fun to fire paint balls or an air rifle at his nutsack?
Just when you thought that you had seen everything that this planet has to offer, you see 90+ pound bollocks.
Truly Viz is the breaker of World shaking news stories.
I wonder who their Deep Throat on this one?

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