What a generous nation the UK is.

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  1. I just received this in my email and want to thank all you in the UK for your generosity, especially in light of the economic woes besetting our 2 countries. Once I receive the funds, I will make a suitable donation to ARRSE.

     
  2. Well fuck me sideways, at least it's going to a poor bastard who needs it - if only for the booze and porn stash.
    Didn't know the treasury used a gmail account either, you learn every fecking day 8O
     
  3. You should see what our Treasury fires off to Africa.

    Actually, you probably do, as that which doesn't go to Mercedes Benz GmbH ends up invested in Californian real estate.
     
  4. At first I thought that Brown was giving away more of our money. I am not outraged as it's going to a good cause.

    I'm just waiting for the nice banker in HK to send me millions.
     
  5. What I love about this is the attention to detail they take. Of course replicating the hmtreasury.gov.uk mail would be hard to use, so lets just settle for hmtreasury2@gmail.com. FFS its not even hmtreasury1, let alone a simple hmtreasury.

    Still some muppet out there will be relieved of finances via this very same email!
     
  6. Let me work on things here--I am sure some of our bailed out banks will have a few spare billions laying about and will get it on the wires to you ASAP so that we can return the favor and preserve our "special relaitonship."

    O HAPPY DAYS-WHAT A YEAR 2010 IS TURNING OUT TO BE AND HERE I WAS DREADING WHAT WAS COMING NEXT.
     
  7. Wait--are you suggesting there is something dodgy here? I just sent my account number and had already ordered my new Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport!

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  8. Typical Gyrene blows his wad on a penis extension :soldier:
     
  9. Trouble is though somebody must go along with them - I just hope they are not anywhere near me.
     
  10. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Is that the Lagos Office of the HM Treasury then? Horse Guards? More like land snails and dried fish Road methinks.
     
  11. Erm...that is not needed old son--if I did that I would no doubt be in line for a new reality show, not to mention an entry in Guinness' Book of World Records. Besides, the car is only $2.2 million.
     
  12. To be honest mate, it wouldn't surprise me one bit to find Gordon was giving away cash in this manner. Might be worth waiting a few days and seeing if the cash comes through!
     
  13. Absolutely nothing dodgy there, whatsover. This happens all the time. However, if you are a bit worried about it, send me your bank details and I'll ensure that all is above board and will check it out for you.
    To make doubly sure, if you include an electronic copy of your signature I'll be able to expedite matters very quickly.
     
  14. I must say the unexpected gift from HM government and now your kind offer are really making me have to re-think my prejudices about lim....erm, Brits.

    I have sent my account numbers and since I know you are trustworthy, contact details for my only daughter, to you via PM as I am a bit worried about posting them on this thread for all to see. I anxiously await your response.
     
  15. Sorry to feck with the banter, but you should go along with it for a bit and fuck them around. Can provide weeks of shits and giggles.