I'm on my outrage unicycle at the moment. In January my youngest lad broke up with his cow of a girlfriend and she moved out of the very expensive one bedroomed flat she had insisted they live in. That left him with no money other than for essentials because he had to make the rent on his own every week. A week after they broke up they got back together but she didn't move back in with him although she ended up sleeping there every night, eating his food, drinking his drink etc. A couple of weeks ago she goes out with her mates leaving MiT Junior at home as he couldn't afford to go out as he had to make rent etc. At 1 am she calles him, pissed and gets him out of bed to come and pick her up from town because she was shitfaced. He gets out of bed and goes to pick her up in the car they share (but she owns). She is farting around in the car bouncing up and down to the radio as he is trying to drive off. Plod notice this and pull him over: Breath Test - Fine Licence - Fine MOT - Fine Insurance - New policy with his name not on it. When they had split up she had cancelled him off the insurance and never told him when they got back together. She was always getting him to take her here and there but had never told him he was off the insurance. Result: He has pleaded guilty by letter with the circumstances in mitigation. He has been told that is an automatic 6 points and, because he has had his licence less than 2 years he'll get a ban. To cap it all she got shitfaced again this Saturday and started on him because he complained about the insurance. He told her to do one and in the resulting argument her Dad attacked MiT Jr. punching him and getting him in a headlock. MiT Jr smacks the tw@ and in the scuffle cowbag gets an elbow in the face. He's upset by all this going on and gets in a taxi and comes to join MiT and the Mem Sahib. When we take him back to his flat the next day we find she has entered the flat and changed the number on the doorlock so we end up breaking the window in his door to open the door, we changed the number again and I fitted a replacement 5 lever door lock and reglazed the door: Total parts comes to Â£79.99 from B&Q. Later that day OB comes and arrests junior for assaulting cowbag and he gets a caution (mainly because he was too daft to call a solicitor) and held his hand up to an assault when it was accidental at best. Yesterday she texts him to remind him that it is her birthday next week and she would like the present she knows he has bought for her. What a slag, slag, slag, slag, slag slag. Feel a bit better now, ta.