What a come down.

#1
We all played 'pick-a-pig' in the club last night, 20 quid each into the pot.
Winner to provide the ugliest girl's panties the next day.

I awoke this morning, next to the hairiest, most rotund, mother of all yaks on the face of God's earth.

First thing this morning, the bitch was on the 'phone, asking her girlfriends where her money was.
 
#2
We all played 'pick-a-pig' in the club last night, 20 quid each into the pot.
Winner to provide the ugliest girl's panties the next day.

I awoke this morning, next to the hairiest, most rotund, mother of all yaks on the face of God's earth.

First thing this morning, the bitch was on the 'phone, asking her girlfriends where her money was.
This is older than you are.
 

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