What A Coincidence!!

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  1. A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

    'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'

    This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,'
    said the woman.'

    'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
    As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken
    farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying

    'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

    'I used a different cock,' he replied.
    The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'