What a chod

#1
Just seen someone cutting about my office in full 95 kit not ironed very well wondering what's the score I've asked another employee who's ex green if he knows what its about (was thinking maybe a lad in on re-settlement etc or gettign trained in a system that getting brought into service) Nope turns out it's a cadet AI who goes straight from work so comes in with his kit on. Last time I was in a det hut it had bogs and stuff to get changed in. Still unless he's trying to impress the skirt in the office it means he's not in predator mode for teenage buttocks.
 
#3
Your thread title seems accurate...

ETA: Play the long game, when he does anything wrong, start shouting about "bringing the Army into disrepute" and report him to the local ACF HQ for being a cockend.
 
#4
I've bagged a pic of him not a good one to ID him but even if worse case scenario we have toilets with showers where he could get changed after he finished work. I'll post the pic later can't upload it to the site from my phone.
 
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goatrutar

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#6
I've bagged a pic of him not a good one to ID him but even if worse case scenario we have toilets with showers where he could get changed after he finished work. I'll post the pic later can't upload it to the site from my phone.
Would it be fair to assume that he's spent enough time hanging around bogs, fingering and sucking off cadets?
 
#7
So what? Get chatting to him and put him straight on a few things. Failing that, start turning up dressed in Full Rear Admiral Regalia yourself.
 
#8
As above, turn up to work dressed as Field Marshall Haig, immediately give him a slap and send him "over the top" preferably from a 3rd storey window......as they say in south wales......that'll learn him.
 
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Kirkz

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#16
How about Lukashenko's outfit? Mind you there appears to be a spectacular absence of medals, unlike most dictatorial figures.
He does have a rather fetching flower in his button hole though, Perhaps he's just getting married in his work gear :)
Looks like his pals bagged all the silverware while he was in the NAAFI :)
 
#17
How about Lukashenko's outfit? Mind you there appears to be a spectacular absence of medals, unlike most dictatorial figures.
Him in the middle looks like my shitbag of a sister in laws cunt of a brother Barry. Is he the general of Nth Ayrshire maintaince dept? If so it might even be him...although he'll have a transit van as a staff car if it is him.
 
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MrsBee

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#19
How about Lukashenko's outfit? Mind you there appears to be a spectacular absence of medals, unlike most dictatorial figures.
The guy at the backs thinking, "fuck why did I wear my blue hat when everyone else came in red! They always leave me out"
 

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