Well I thought shitting myself on the main gate at Hamel at 3 in the morning when I thought I was going to fart was quite a supprise! Then the wife setting fire to the kitchen when we were at JHQ on Christmas morning was a supprise aswell! But today, that has all been well and truely hit-for-six as my nubile (and I mean FIT) 17 year old niece has come out to her family (wife and I always had our thoughts which way she batted). But if thats not enough she has started to take sex change tablets and now wants to known as 'Dave'. FFS she/it/he is only 17. All those perverted thoughts what they got up to in the dorms after lights out at her posh girls school are ruined! Just Google whats involved as the wife trys to answere questions from my little lad. I'm just glad I pulled the giblets out the turkey yesterday and sewed it up! Whats been the biggest Christmas supprise you've had?