Whale

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cpunk, Jan 24, 2006.

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  1. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Don't know if this has appeared yet:
     

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  2. Cpunk, please tell me you have discovered a way to make this REALLY happen. Please. Oh joy.
     
  3. The amount of news coverage just reminded me of the amount that George best got.....
     
  4. Yeah, but the whale didn't drink itself into an early grave. Leave the poor thing in peace....
     
  5. I thought it, then said it and got slated for it.... fcuking liberal pc do-gooders do my head in...

    How thick is a whale omelete ?
     
  6. Who are you, it's mother?
     
  7. Twice as thick as whale sperm, half as thick as Greenpeace.

    Rumour has it they are hunting for a toilet big enough to flush it down.
     
  8. Rumour has it they are hunting for a toilet big enough to flush it down.

    I hear it is enroute to Tidworth as we speak...
     
  9. I don't know what anyone expected from the rescue attempt.. Once it got a taste of Eau de Thames it was well into toxic shock and a gonner.. Obviously suicidal...
     
  10. As soon as I saw the footage on telly, I had visions of the rest of his pod going up the coast, watching him hang a left,

    "Wheres that daft c-unt going"

    Because, let's face it, by whale standards, he was a bit of a daft c-unt.
     
  11. I am surprised that bits of it are not as yet on Ebay.
     
  12. oh dear god, I'm going to sell my whale watering can!
     
  13. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    to be fair heard the lass who's selling it on Radio Scotland at lunchtime, she is raising funds for whomever it is she works for and she was only expecting to make a tenner or so!
     
  14. I mean bits of the whale, good find anyhow, sad poor fcukers :lol: