Whale

#3
The amount of news coverage just reminded me of the amount that George best got.....
 
#4
Yeah, but the whale didn't drink itself into an early grave. Leave the poor thing in peace....
 
#5
I thought it, then said it and got slated for it.... fcuking liberal pc do-gooders do my head in...

How thick is a whale omelete ?
 
#7
do_1 said:
I thought it, then said it and got slated for it.... fcuking liberal pc do-gooders do my head in...

How thick is a whale omelete ?
Twice as thick as whale sperm, half as thick as Greenpeace.

Rumour has it they are hunting for a toilet big enough to flush it down.
 
#8
Rumour has it they are hunting for a toilet big enough to flush it down.

I hear it is enroute to Tidworth as we speak...
 
#9
I don't know what anyone expected from the rescue attempt.. Once it got a taste of Eau de Thames it was well into toxic shock and a gonner.. Obviously suicidal...
 
#10
As soon as I saw the footage on telly, I had visions of the rest of his pod going up the coast, watching him hang a left,

"Wheres that daft c-unt going"

Because, let's face it, by whale standards, he was a bit of a daft c-unt.
 
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#14
DrStealth said:
E-BAY???

here ya go.................

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/London-UK-Tha...ameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

London UK Thames Whale Watering Can. Wally Willy BDMLR
Own a symbol of hope and a piece of history - OFFICIAL

latest bid - £9200 for a plastic container used to pour water on a lost bit of blubber. ffs.
to be fair heard the lass who's selling it on Radio Scotland at lunchtime, she is raising funds for whomever it is she works for and she was only expecting to make a tenner or so!
 

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