Whale sick

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tricky1982, Jan 31, 2013.

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  1. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Clever dog.
  2. Why not be all grown up and call it by it's name, ambergris! Are we not to be trusted with a decent vocabulary anymore?

    My dog finds truffles, white ones, very nice indeed!
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  3. Easy to confuse with white dog eggs.
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  4. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Whale barf from partially digested cuttlefish/squid bits... and girlies and Jarrod slap it on themselves...
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  5. Ken Wilman, 50, was out walking on Morecambe beach when his dog Madge started sniffing a lump of rock. He told Sky News: "At first I thought it was a football but as I got closer I realised it was a big stone."

    Sherlock fucking Holmes this bloke isn't.
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  6. No, but he is £100k up
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  7. Noel cunting Edmonds he is then.
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  8. You're just annoyed because I got £2000 out of you for that earwax and spunk ball I sold on ebay.
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  9. It was how you made it that intrigued me. I'm still a tad deaf and i lean to the right.
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  10. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Well, get on the blower to David Cameron and make him a deal.
  11. Badoom......Tish.

    I tried that. I got on the phone and asked for Number 10.

    "You wan swee and sower sor wi that?" they said. DVD selling human rights abusers.
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  12. So the caption on one of the photos reads, 'they excrete it through their mouths' - admittedly usually when my beer rich vom launches it's both mouth and nose - but fook me... Where else would it come out that you wouldn't call it shit?

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  13. I had no idea.
    In future I shall carry a bucket when stalking them.

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  14. That is one nasty bitch. If I saw that I would have to kick it in the cunt....if I could find it.