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Whaddya want for Christmas?

#2
A flamethrower. Coz my neighbour's dog keeps escaping and digging up our garden.
Don't worry dog lovers I'm not going to kill the dog with the flame thrower.
I'm going to bum it to death and use the flamenverfer to destroy the body/evidence.
 
#4
Sluice Dweller, Bloo, Liz the nurse, Anya and Trolley naked, covered in baby oil, in a glass tub of baby oil with just a slide covered in baby oil to use to escape. 8O oh and theres eels in the tub!!

please Santa please :wink:
 
#9
A varnished poo (with visible sweetcorn)

A plastic skiff guard

Half a packet of toffo's

a raleigh grifter with top trumps in the back spokes.
 
#10
A fully grown male Mandril called Jeremy.

A quarter of Cola Cubes (The king of newsagent sweets)

1xMenu A compo box (complete with Arabic writing Rolos)

Guns, Lots of Guns
 
#13
A huge carne asada burrito from the taco shop down the street by my old apartment. Oh, and a body like Salma Hayek.



I recognize that these two things are incompatible. :D
 
#16
Filbert Fox said:
Sluice Dweller, Bloo, Liz the nurse, Anya and Trolley naked, covered in baby oil, in a glass tub of baby oil with just a slide covered in baby oil to use to escape. 8O oh and theres eels in the tub!!

please Santa please :wink:
For some reason, I'm sensing that you like baby oil.

Personally for Xmas, an invisible Taser for financial, sadistic and personal use.
 

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