Whaddya want for Christmas?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bravo_Bravo, Dec 19, 2005.

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  1. My starters for ten...

    A Fisher-Price Knocking Shop: a Fanny Magnet and a Gusset.

    Et tu?
  2. A flamethrower. Coz my neighbour's dog keeps escaping and digging up our garden.
    Don't worry dog lovers I'm not going to kill the dog with the flame thrower.
    I'm going to bum it to death and use the flamenverfer to destroy the body/evidence.
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not to be on call, for the first time in 4 years!
  4. Sluice Dweller, Bloo, Liz the nurse, Anya and Trolley naked, covered in baby oil, in a glass tub of baby oil with just a slide covered in baby oil to use to escape. 8O oh and theres eels in the tub!!

    please Santa please :wink:
  5. two mongs in gimp suits and a bottle of vodka.
  6. a second hand actionman, a bar of vanish, 3 socks, a biro, a toner cartridge and a box of after 8 mints

  7. I am not greedy, i will settle for these 3 little things (dressed as they are will be fine) :D

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  8. Tiffany ring ( at least 2 carats).
  9. A varnished poo (with visible sweetcorn)

    A plastic skiff guard

    Half a packet of toffo's

    a raleigh grifter with top trumps in the back spokes.
  10. A fully grown male Mandril called Jeremy.

    A quarter of Cola Cubes (The king of newsagent sweets)

    1xMenu A compo box (complete with Arabic writing Rolos)

    Guns, Lots of Guns
  11. One afternoon in a crap-yard, couple of tonnes of ammo and this :twisted:
  12. A shaved horse,

    5lbs of Madagascan Temporate Tree Potatoes

    A blind mullet

    An industrial troll/walt incinerator
  13. A huge carne asada burrito from the taco shop down the street by my old apartment. Oh, and a body like Salma Hayek.


    I recognize that these two things are incompatible. :D
  14. to be loved

    <.... sniff>
  15. A thankless mission and impossible odds.