Whacko Jacko conspiracy theory

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bugsy, Jun 26, 2009.

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  1. I wonder how long it'll be before somebody "figures out" that Jacko didn't think he'd be able to cut it at the O2 concerts and faked his own death to get out of the contract.

    Whacko Jacko! Coming soon to a MaccyD's near you!

    Expect to hear about Elvis AND Jacko sightings in about a week.

  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Not as far-fetched as you may imagine. After all, how many people would really recognise him, following all the face changes.
  3. A friend of mine who believes every conspiracy theory going has been proposing this for some months now. She wishes she'd gone to the bookies. :D
  4. Apparently his nose is on Ebay for the princely sum of £5000.
    A real bargain not to be sniffed at :wink:
  5. Good quality nose that - he picked it himself apparently!
  6. I think you'll find Khamenei did it to deflect world attention... possibly.