Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by vinniethemanxcat, May 17, 2013.

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  1. Has he been smoking again?
  2. Smoking cock most likely...
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  3. What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave ? A microwave stops when you open the cubicle door.
  4. Passenger my arrse!
  5. Im sure at least his head was in the drivers side, possibly at waist level.
  6. So they sent three ambulances and an air ambulance to a single vehicle accident with 2 occupants?
    Seems? to have been at relatively low speed. Head injuries?? No seatbelt or I wonder if he was blowing the driver at the time of the incident......
  7. Not the first time he's had someone smash into him ........

    Taxi ......
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  8. Who would insure this ****? If he's driving he crashes. If he is a passenger he crashes. I'll wager he had a mouth full of meat-stick when it happened.
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  9. If he was sucking off the driver then i hope he wasnt thrown through the windscreen before he finished!

    Poor driver
  10. Curiouser and curiouser...

    BBC News - George Michael 'kept in hospital' after M1 accident

    Looking at some key sentences...

    ...did he fall out - or was he pushed?
  11. Ejaculation seat.

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  12. Did he have a head-on with a public shitter?

    "I honestly wasn't wanking! Just drying it vigorously!"