Westminster - what a boy!

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  1. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

    Not sure how much of this is true but it certainly seems he's been subject to a protracted investigation by that august publication!

    If true, I feel particularly sorry for his wife. I can see CDS instigating AGAI 67 action. Out of idle curiosity, who would act as Apprpriate Higher Authority for such a case? HMQ (a close friend)?
     
  2. Like I said on the other thread, he should have a Pip removed.



    To be replaced by a crown!

    Just shows how in touch with the lads he is!
     
  3. Nice taste in hookers too..........Good selection sir.
     
  4. His taste is rather more mainstream than I expected.

    Taste in girls, that is. Not flavour.

    *shudder*
     
  5. But at £600-£750 an hour?

    They're a bit cheaper dahn our way, and probably more discrete...

    ... or so I'm told. :wink:
     
  6. For a rich aristocratic his choice is dare I say it a bit normal. What no dwarfs or vats of custard :confused: .Cant think any stab stuck in iraq or afgan is going to think any less of him apart from being jealous.Met him him a couple of times seems as barking as any other general imho.
     
  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    Unless the Ladies in question are strap-on specialists ;)

    Mind you I do feel sorry for his wife, and she is a bit of a cracker:

    http://www.simonupton.com/westminster.htm
     
  8. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    And probably far too busy doing things she finds interesting to jump in a car and drive down to London to satisfy her busy husband's sexual desires every couple of days...just a thought...

    (erm...edited to add I'm sure she finds relations very interesting when paths collide...I just meant they're both busy people... :meditate: )
     
  9. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    Sorry, as in sorry about publicity Nehustan!!!
     
  10. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Ahh well in that we concur. If I was her I'd be planning my revenge on the journos...if someone did this to my family I'd want blood...
     
  11. Me too Neh, not that i'd abuse my position as a peer of the realm.
     
  12. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Well the journos don't seem to obey any rules do they? I didn't realise that you were a nobleman Praetorian, I won't hold it against you if you abuse your position :twisted:
     
  13. Ok, I wasn't trying to Walt it up as the Duke of Westminster!

    I was simply saying that if I WAS a peer of the realm, I wouldn't abuse my position.....much.
     
  14. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    ;) I know...was just pulling your leg....

    (edited to ask as a Roman and by 2007, its quite possible you are indeed noble in the Latin sense of the word, if not a peer of the UK ;) )
     
  15. disgraceful - imagine if CGS did it, he'd be out in ten minutes.

    Values and Standards?