Western, this is for you. Next time you read a thread, any thread, and feel like hitting the "reply" or "quote" button DON'T! Pop in here instead, and reply to the threads you read in here. It's your very own happy place. That way you will keep ARRSE flowing nicely, the threads on track, and without sucking the life out of the internet you narcissistic, self deluded waste of rations.