West Indian

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  1. A west indian walking down the road, witnesses a bad car crash, being first on the scene, he pulls all the occupants clear of the vehicles, making sure they as comfortable as possible ,he then calls all the emergency services, as soon as they appear, he legs it, all of a sudden a fairy godmother lands in front of him, and praises him for his actions , and proceeds to grant him three wishes. after a bit of thought , he says" I want to be white, up tight, and out of sight" she says granted, and turned him into a tampax.