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West Ham are staying up. Heres how:

#1
There's a handful of Hammers fans on ARRSE and I've got some fcuking ace news boys! We're staying up and here's how..... Last 10 games, 6 wins, 4 draws and no goals conceded. That's Champions League form!

So confident am I that if we fail I will surrender my rear to MDN.

Spurs (h) 1-0 win
Blackburn (a) 0-0 draw
M'brough (h) 1-0 win
Arse-**** (a) 1-0 win
Chelski (h) 0-0 draw
Sheff Utd (a) 0-0 draw
Everton (h) 1-0 win
Wigan Ath (a) 1-0 win
Bolton W (h) 1-0 win
Man Utd (a) 3-3 draw

42 points.... and safe (have 20 pts at time of post)

Final game prediction/fcuking dream/fantasy: Playing at Man Utd, game starts 15 minutes late 'cos I'm kicking off (couple of gaylord ManU fans on the end of my shoe). Man Utd need a point to win the title, Chelsea need to win and for Man Utd to lose. Chelsea cnuts win final game and we're cruising 3-0 at Old Trafford. On hearing the Chelsea result I give the nod and we let in three 'soft' goals in last 15 minutes. Chelsea fcuked. Sweet.

Incoming......
 

Fugly

ADC
DirtyBAT
#3
If that happens, then Hull City will also be promoted to the Premiership this season.

And i'll be selling the video of my 4-way romp with Michelle Marsh, Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard to the papers.

Etc.
 

Fugly

ADC
DirtyBAT
#5
Christ, you ARE deluded! lol! And I'm a Hull fan!

Look forward to kicking your arrses later this year, when you come down to us...................
 
#6
Fugly said:
Christ, you ARE deluded! lol! And I'm a Hull fan!

Look forward to kicking your arrses later this year, when you come down to us...................
IF (big IF) we were to go down at least we won't have to go to that shite hole Bellend (Elland) Road! Hahahahahahahahahaha! And I'd have an RV with a rather small penis!
 
#7
Spurs (h) 1-0 win - not a chance, Tottenham now have Jenas, Lennon and Keane back and firing
Blackburn (a) 0-0 draw - Benni will knock a few in
M'brough (h) 1-0 win - possibly
Arse-**** (a) 1-0 win - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Chelski (h) 0-0 draw - Even more, HA HA HA HA HA
Sheff Utd (a) 0-0 draw - Jagelka to knock in the winner
Everton (h) 1-0 win - Johnson to put 2 past you
Wigan Ath (a) 1-0 win - possibly
Bolton W (h) 1-0 win - Campo to refind form and bag a brace
Man Utd (a) 3-3 draw - HE HE HE HE HE HE..sides are splitting...can't breath...
:headbang: Best of luck though!
 

Fugly

ADC
DirtyBAT
#8
2007/2008 Season.

West Ham vs Hull City.

1:3 to Hull, away win (first tie). 4:0 to Hull, home win (second tie).

Might even get down the bookies now!
 
#9
obesa_cantavit said:
Spurs (h) 1-0 win - I'd say 2-0 to WHU
Blackburn (a) 0-0 draw - Harewood to net the winner
M'brough (h) 1-0 win - without doubt
Arse-**** (a) 1-0 win - Thumbs up, last English team to win at Highbury, first to win at Emirates
Chelski (h) 0-0 draw - tough one to call
Sheff Utd (a) 0-0 draw - Harewood hat-trick
Everton (h) 1-0 win - I agree on this one
Wigan Ath (a) 1-0 win - agree again, maybe 2-0
Bolton W (h) 1-0 win - 3-1 win
Man Utd (a) 3-3 draw - Be happy with 1-1 or 0-0
:headbang: Best of luck!
Wow! You're more optimistic than me! Appreciate the support! :thumleft:
 
#10
O2Thief said:
obesa_cantavit said:
Spurs (h) 1-0 win - I'd say 2-0 to WHU
Blackburn (a) 0-0 draw - Harewood to net the winner
M'brough (h) 1-0 win - without doubt
Arse-**** (a) 1-0 win - Thumbs up, last English team to win at Highbury, first to win at Emirates
Chelski (h) 0-0 draw - tough one to call
Sheff Utd (a) 0-0 draw - Harewood hat-trick
Everton (h) 1-0 win - I agree on this one
Wigan Ath (a) 1-0 win - agree again, maybe 2-0
Bolton W (h) 1-0 win - 3-1 win
Man Utd (a) 3-3 draw - Be happy with 1-1 or 0-0
:headbang: Best of luck!
Wow! You're more optimistic than me! Appreciate the support! :thumleft:
hmmm...not quite like my original post..but then again you need all the help you can get!
 
#13
Chelsea draw, with us pushing for the title... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!

Lets just look at your last 10 games for a second, 1 win, 2 draws and 7 losses. Just let go and embrace the fact you'll be in the Championship next year
 
#15
So why were the Hammers fans singing " Your going down with West Ham" to the Charlton fans on Saturday.

Oh and by the way, you beating us one nil, with your defence :lol:
 
#17
02 Theif - good argument but we have to do the following immediately:

KILL Dailley




That's about it for me - and promise the players that we WON'T be selling them if we go down and that they will be spending the remainder of their fat contracts in the reserves if they don't start playing!

COME ON YOU IRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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