We're doomed. The end is extremely nigh!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Steven, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. Oh the usual way - couple of beers, takeaway on saturday night, watch a DVD, watch the giant asteroid smash into the earth....



  2. Nice little graphic to look at,,,,2005 YU55 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Going to do the same as every weekend/day,,get pissed and smoke my head off....
  3. Hope it lands on Liverpool,,oh hang on must calculate,,yes Liverpool it is...
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  4. Do we have any of those special blokes with their spacesuits, drills and explosives as seen in that film a while back? Armageddon or something? :p
    In fact, would explosives actually work in space? With no oxygen and in a vacuum?
    Sorry for my random musings, I'm easily distracted.
  5. Taking guests? I promise not to scratch my balls or pick my nose.
  6. The Septics picked a good time to give up on the Space Shuttle!
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  7. Maybe the Chinks have something 'Special' in their aresnal.....

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    You mean a chink in their armoury?
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  9. Where ever it smashes into the planet, I hope Blackpool gets wiped off the face of the Earth in the subsequent aftermath!!!
  10. Normally fried rice!
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  11. No but the yanks have got someone that can help. Harry maskers to protect PERSEC.
  12. We're perfectly safe North of the Border; the asteriod will simply bounce of Alec Salmond's massive Ego...
  13. Talking of being safe, what is the reccomended safety distance between myself and the asteroid impact if all I have to protect me is the efficiency of the German's? I don't want to die just yet :)