Were all doomed! (Part 357)

#4
Nay, Nay Lads an Lassies..... it nay true I telt ye..... I still have tae have Christmas....

But bewtween Pa Broone having temper tantrums and swamping his good self, Missy Blears and others teling it how it is...as if we all didn't know already. 2-Shags telling the Party Faithfull to get behind Pa Broone (to push him off a cliff....)...

Swine Flu, Hadron Collidiers, Tax, Tax, Pox and more Pox.... and a possible early general election.... makes for an interesting time this year.... :?

I think I had better go and see my Social Worker..... I am having serious fantasies about smallish ginger bints..... :p
 
#6
E-Layer said:
vvaannmmaann said:
we are now going to vanish into a black hole
Can we still say that?
No. The correct term is "A hole of colour" although "Non-white hole" is also acceptable. :)
 
#7
So, do I still save for the kids Christmas or take the cash down the pub, I can't see the point of saving if we're all going to die before the big day.
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
vvaannmmaann said:
Having narrowly missed the Flying Pigs Pox,we are now going to vanish into a black hole in the Autmun.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sciencea...15/Large-Hadron-Collider-mostly-repaired.html
Fcuk, the news has been really slow lately hasn't it? First this bollox about piggy colds, now they are banging on about the doomsday device again. Jeez, even Darren Day made it into a 'open my heart' piece in the Sunday Mirror today...

It really is that dull in the World at the moment.

Still, all the while Gordo and his band of irregulars are c0cking it up left, right and centre and nobody seems to give a 5h1t anymore. Perhaps we are resigned to the fact that they just won't do the honourable thing and commit Mass Cabinet suicide...
 
#12
From the Tellinggraph:

"It will re-create the conditions moments after the Big Bang which gave birth to the universe 13.7 billion years ago."

So, there are those that claim to know, or are of the opinion that they can give a reasonable estimate of, how old the universe is. Wunnerful!

The bit that intrigues me though is: what was allegedly filling all this space up say, 14 or more million years ago, before the Big Bang went off? Physics and suchlike are not really my strong point so please keep the words simple!
 
#13
A_Brace_of_Buns said:
The bit that intrigues me though is: what was allegedly filling all this space up say, 14 or more million years ago, before the Big Bang went off? Physics and suchlike are not really my strong point so please keep the words simple!
I am sure it intrigues many people and it has for years. You do realise you have started another religion thread off here don't you?
 
#15
E-Layer said:
A_Brace_of_Buns said:
what was allegedly filling all this space up say, 14 or more million years ago, before the Big Bang went off?
Exactly, I mean if there was nobody or no thing around, then who built the Large Hardon Collider that caused the first bang?
The people who built the present one did, we're in a time loop you see.
 
#16
E-Layer said:
A_Brace_of_Buns said:
what was allegedly filling all this space up say, 14 or more million years ago, before the Big Bang went off?
Exactly, I mean if there was nobody or no thing around, then who built the Large Hardon Collider that caused the first bang?
The people who built the present one did, we're in a time loop you see.
 
#19
:?
vvaannmmaann said:
The people who built the present one did, we're in a time loop you see.

lol.......... I see what you have done there........... I think :?

Hole, who black hole :?
 

chrisg46

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
All_I_Want said:
A_Brace_of_Buns said:
The bit that intrigues me though is: what was allegedly filling all this space up say, 14 or more million years ago, before the Big Bang went off? Physics and suchlike are not really my strong point so please keep the words simple!
I am sure it intrigues many people and it has for years. You do realise you have started another religion thread off here don't you?
They also say that the Universe is constantly expanding, and is infinite. Ok, i say, what is it expanding into?
aka Space, the Final Frontier. Frontier to what?
 

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