Wendy,Alice and Dorothy in a 3-way?

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  1. what's this? what's this?

    Alan Moore of " V for Vendetta " fame is penning a ' dark' graphic novel featuring Wendy from Peter Pan, Alice from Wonderland and Dorothy from Oz ' exploring their burgeoning sexuality??'

    Seems the Great Ormond folkies are a bit p!ssed and are threatening to sue to protect copyright, etc. etc.. but Moore says he can do it anyway [ Seems copyright in the US is a bit cloudy and Disneycorp can screw around with Peter Pan all they want which browns off the Hospital folkies anyway.. but this new spin on things is a bit of a push over the edge ]

    So?... would you? I mean, Wendy possibly, but Alice,,?? not so sure.. smacks of kiddie fiddling too much and as for Dorothy, well I'd rather just sic the flying monkeys on that little brat...
  2. What do you expect, Alan Moore is drippy hippy attention seeker.
  3. Christopher Robin always appeared to be a bit of a puff, perhaps he can be the gay sperm donor with a Mattel turkey baster.
  4. I just want to give that little slut Tinkerbell some kidney-punch love.

    And yes, the voices do still talk to me.
  5. Always wondered how Capt Hooks w*nks and holds the porn mag at the same time?
  6. He has that "Love Glove" attachment for his hook!

    "Looky, Looky, here Cums Hooky!"
  7. If you do a google, you can already find pictures of the aforementioned threesome, plus some other pictures of well known lady toons.
    Im not providing any links though!

  8. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    hmmm...glad it's not just me with a thing for Tinkerbelle...ever see that poster with all the Disney characters doing something libidinous ? She was pictured taking her top off for the boys.....oh dear.....

    Can't make the code reproduce the image but -

    My pirate name is:

    Bloody Roger Rackham

    Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr
  9. Snow White could do with the odd squirt but I'll be f*cked if I'm standing in-line behind seven pigmy shitstabbers.
    Rumour has it she has been reguarly seviced by the little gits for years, but I have yet to see the celuloid evidence.......... :D
  10. Just what sort of cnut tells you of such a thing but won't include a link, W@NKER!

  11. RTFQ


    An inutterably tiresome period in a girl/woman's life whereby they watch Labarynth, sneak a quick 'rasgueado' in the shower over the thought of David Bowie(!), then spend the next few months agonising over the loss of innocence and reading sh1t books about 'liberated', yet 'kooky' professional women.

    Give me a bell when they are world-weary and abandoned, they're more fun to watch.
  12. I remember in the Falklands in 94, engraving onto brass a picture of Disney's finest getting it on, including Tinkerbell getting it big time from a rather dirty dwarf. Wonder if it's still on the wall in the Crab & Sprocket? Anyway, you just know the little minx would take it up the ricker for another fix of "fairy dust". The whore. Hopefully.

    Voices working up to a babble now...
  13. betty rubble would get it!
  14. Jessica Rabbit would do for me.!!!
  15. only if roger was filming