Weluvtherafs bit

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Weluvtheraf said:
Put it this way - how do you think the RAF would have coped with it? They would have bent over and have the iranians make sweet, sweet love with them.
I don't think this one was worried about his i-pod



prat.
 
#3
BarryBuddon said:
Lets put the record straight shall we? Fcuk all to do with Jack, It was Royal that cracked this one. FSRT ranks not CUMBERLAND's Ships Company.
Lets stop the pissing contest on who did what in this. Big Up to the booties and the jacks for a job well done. BJs all round when they get back to the boat. The RAF werent involved oterwise they would have fvcked it up big stylee.
 
#4
Is it just me or does Weluv have a problem with the RAF? Kicked out of Apprentice School were you? Failed the Aircrew Aptitude Test? Got buttf****d by a Regiment Gunner?

Whatever it was it has really upset you hasn't it?

Got it!! Your Mum is German from Dresden....now I understand!
 
#5
Ispeakcrabandpongo said:
Is it just me or does Weluv have a problem with the RAF? Kicked out of Apprentice School were you? Failed the Aircrew Aptitude Test? Got buttf****d by a Regiment Gunner?

Whatever it was it has really upset you hasn't it?

Got it!! Your Mum is German from Dresden....now I understand!
Yes I have a problem with the RAF. I have seen you operate on ops and TBH its quite comical. One day your ttps are going to get someone hurt or worse. I have had the misfortune of being messed around by your movers at brize and in theatre and I think your all cowboys. You make the kestone Cops look professional, you bunch of amateurs.
 
#6
Ah ha! The truth is out. So you got delayed at Brize (note a capital B you uneducated numpty) Who hasn't? It's part of being in the forces, and if that's all you have to complain about then I can only hope you are no longer serving because you are obviously a whinging git who has no idea about combined ops, air power, joint force ops or any other war fighting scenario.

Make comments on threads by all means, but leave out the anti-RAF bit. I just makes you look like a bigger cnut then you already are.

Ref the thread, well done the RN. Thats from a former Army and RAF serviceman.
 
#7
Ispeakcrabandpongo said:
Ah ha! The truth is out. So you got delayed at Brize (note a capital B you uneducated numpty) Who hasn't? It's part of being in the forces, and if that's all you have to complain about then I can only hope you are no longer serving because you are obviously a whinging git who has no idea about combined ops, air power, joint force ops or any other war fighting scenario.
No, it isnt all I have to complain about. I could be here all day with my complaints about the RAF who, TBH are clearley not fit for purpose and have no place in todays modern forces. Can't wait for April 1st 2018 when they declare the 100 year experiment over. I think 99% of all ARRSERS agree with me.
 
#8
Typical. The RN has a good news day and we still end up talking about the crabs...
 
#9
P2000 said:
Typical. The RN has a good news day and we still end up talking about the crabs...
No, you're right. Big up to the mighty RN. Next person who talks about the RAF has to dress up as a crabfat and invite all ARRSERS to bonk him silly. :hump:
 
#10
Weluvtheraf said:
Ispeakcrabandpongo said:
Ah ha! The truth is out. So you got delayed at Brize (note a capital B you uneducated numpty) Who hasn't? It's part of being in the forces, and if that's all you have to complain about then I can only hope you are no longer serving because you are obviously a whinging git who has no idea about combined ops, air power, joint force ops or any other war fighting scenario.
No, it isnt all I have to complain about. I could be here all day with my complaints about the RAF who, TBH are clearley not fit for purpose and have no place in todays modern forces. Can't wait for April 1st 2018 when they declare the 100 year experiment over. I think 99% of all ARRSERS agree with me.
Go on then.

Sit there and drip all day about the RAF in interweb world.

See how far it gets you.

You fucking dull stinkvalve.
 
#11
OK

For starters:

1) They're unproffesional

2) They cant soldier

3) The couldnt organise a pissup in a brewry (anyone been through brize and back from theatre will testify to that)

4) they're fat and lazy

5) they don't work past 1630 or at weekends

6) Their fitness is a joke

7) Their TTPs are laughable at best. At worst dangerous.

8) They look scruffy in their ponsy blues

9) They're not fit for purpose

10) Their women are munters

11) The RAF Regiment

12) They go on ops to al Udeed and claim its hard. They wouldnt kniow proper ops if it came and sat on them.

13) They're well soft.

I could go on but my personal rage-o-meter is rising dangerously high. :x
 
#12
Dont work past 1630 on a Friday? I'll fcuking remember that the next time I'm prepping a Herc for a Comp A back from Germany at half past middle of the fcuking night, like we often do at weekends.
You really are a fcuking tube, old son.

As for movers........ nuff said I think.


Well done to the RN/RM as well, maybe word will get round.
 
#13
airdrop said:
Dont work past 1630 on a Friday? .
I was on a course at a crabfat palace once and I needed a train warrant but they wouldnt give me one as it was after 1630 on a Friday. Others who I know needed to get things done and they are prevented from doing so because of crabs going "ooh I cant help you as its quite late in the afternoon and if I stay here and work, I'll turn into a pumpkin and my friends will cry".

As I said, lazy and NOT fit for purpose.
 
#14
Seriously, how many movers have knocked your back doors in??You are a very bitter individual.
 
#15
Weluvtheraf said:
OK

For starters:

1) They're unproffesional

2) They cant soldier

3) The couldnt organise a pissup in a brewry (anyone been through brize and back from theatre will testify to that)

4) they're fat and lazy

5) they don't work past 1630 or at weekends

6) Their fitness is a joke

7) Their TTPs are laughable at best. At worst dangerous.

8) They look scruffy in their ponsy blues

9) They're not fit for purpose

10) Their women are munters

11) The RAF Regiment

12) They go on ops to al Udeed and claim its hard. They wouldnt kniow proper ops if it came and sat on them.

13) They're well soft.

I could go on but my personal rage-o-meter is rising dangerously high. :x
1,But they can spell.
2,They are not supposed to be soldiers,you are.
3,They can probably spot your type coming,and turn off the charm they reserve for others.
4,So no Squaddies are fat and lazy?
5,You know that is not entirely true,don't you?
6,See number 4.
7,?
8,Are you in Parade State all day?
9,See number 5.
10,All WRAC's are gorgeous?
11,Good bunch of lads as I recall.
12,Maybe they just do what they are told to do?
13,And you are a fan of Private Golden?
 
#16
Weluvtheraf said:
OK

For starters:

1) They're unproffesional
But at least they can spell
2) They cant soldier
They aren't soldiers they are airmen and women
3) The couldnt organise a pissup in a brewry (anyone been through brize and back from theatre will testify to that)
The only theatre you've been to sonny was when you went to see Cannon and Ball
4) they're fat and lazy
Never came across fat or lazy when I was in
5) they don't work past 1630 or at weekends
..and who the fuck do you think mans the Air defence network ?
6) Their fitness is a joke
Surely this was covered in 4)
7) Their TTPs are laughable at best. At worst dangerous.
TTP ??
8) They look scruffy in their ponsy blues
I'm guessing yuo mean "poncy" Well not all of them wear blues nob jockey
9) They're not fit for purpose
They're purpose is to maintain and fly aircraft, what do you want them to do, serve you icecream and balloons ?
10) Their women are munters
meh
11) The RAF Regiment
Statement or question ?

Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE): Sqn Ldr J Sutton ­- 1 Sqn RAF Regt
Military Cross (MC): Cpl Hayden - 1 Sqn RAF Regt
Mention in Dispatches (MiD): SAC Wharton - 1 Sqn RAF Regt
Queen's Commendation for Bravery (QCB): Sgt Bainbridge - 1 Sqn RAF Regt
Queen's Commendation for Bravery (QCB): SAC Stinson - 1 Sqn RAF Regt
Queen's Commendation for Valuable Service (QCVS): Gp Capt Burt (CO 903 EAW, now RCDS)
Queen's Commendation for Valuable Service (QCVS): WO Hargreaves (WO 903 EAW, now Trg Wg)

Note: Cpl Hayden is the first RAF and RAF Regt NCO to be awarded the MC. The total number of awards made to 1 Sqn RAF Regt following their operational tour in Iraq is viewed widely as remarkable and unprecedented.
:x
 
#18
P2000 said:
Typical. The RN has a good news day and we still end up talking about the crabs...
Now that's funny!! :glomp: :wink: :headbang:
 
#19
Cpt_Darling said:
Seriously, how many movers have knocked your back doors in??You are a very bitter individual.
The RAF are enough to make the Pope bitter, my friend. I take it from the tone of your vitriol against me that you are indeed a member of the RAF (Run Away Fast)?
 
#20
vvaannmmaann said:
Weluvtheraf said:
OK

For starters:

1) They're unproffesional

2) They cant soldier

3) The couldnt organise a pissup in a brewry (anyone been through brize and back from theatre will testify to that)

4) they're fat and lazy

5) they don't work past 1630 or at weekends

6) Their fitness is a joke

7) Their TTPs are laughable at best. At worst dangerous.

8) They look scruffy in their ponsy blues

9) They're not fit for purpose

10) Their women are munters

11) The RAF Regiment

12) They go on ops to al Udeed and claim its hard. They wouldnt kniow proper ops if it came and sat on them.

13) They're well soft.

I could go on but my personal rage-o-meter is rising dangerously high. :x
1,But they can spell.
2,They are not supposed to be soldiers,you are.
3,They can probably spot your type coming,and turn off the charm they reserve for others.
4,So no Squaddies are fat and lazy?
5,You know that is not entirely true,don't you?
6,See number 4.
7,?
8,Are you in Parade State all day?
9,See number 5.
10,All WRAC's are gorgeous?
11,Good bunch of lads as I recall.
12,Maybe they just do what they are told to do?
13,And you are a fan of Private Golden?
TTP's - Training, Tactics and Practices. But of course you wouldn't know that being a dirty crabfat. You have just illustrated my point, crab, that you know nothing about being tactical on ops.
 
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