I have a mate. He claims to be Welsh but when he plays rugby he is terrible.... drops the ball, will run 30 yards back then gets tackled, throws the ball away prior to contact and is forever feigning injury so he can run water for the lads. This surprises me as I know that rugby is tantamount to a religion in the valleys. I was hoping he would compensate for his lack of rugby prowess in the pub so I gave him a second chance, I`m a patient man you see. When we hit the beer, me mate has a few pints and starts launching technicolour yawns all over the place... It`s like he`s trying to redecorate the whole fucking city. I heard him on kareoke and he can`t even bang out a tune like Harry Secombe I`ve never seen him stick the hind legs of a sheep down the front of his wellies either?? Closest I have seen is a bit of work related dog fucking It`s got to the point where I`m questioning if he`s the bastard offspring of an Italian. Do I front my mate for being a Welsh Walt??? or is this guy just a one off mutation that should have been discarded from the cliffs at birth Spartan style?? I think he swings in here for a pint every so often so be gentle. Thanks New ARRSER - RST ps: I`m not `my mate` and thanks be to baby jesus, I aint Welsh.