Welshman in 12 pint cider binge goat death ride

Clearly a relative of CPunk and MDN but a much more accomplished boozer than that pair of shandy drinking lightweights
Never underestimate the power of the Mad Apples!!!!!!

It's not known as Mongbow in the South Wales Valleys for nothing.
owing to the Olympian quantity of fermented apple juice he'd consumed on July 4.

Myles' defence asked: "Did you know you had a goat with you and did you have any intention of driving the vehicle on the road?" Myles replied: "No."

Quality, at least he's honest!

poor goat mind u RIP
It was obvious that poor old Myles was absolutley hammered.

He was actually trying to steal Flossie from the next door field, who he'd been eyeing up for a potentially marathon sexathlon for weeks.
Unfortunately the amount of dutch courage that he needed to approach his loved one led him to kidnap a horned monster by mistake, albeit a rather passive one.
Note that the report makes no mention of the wellies that he was wearing in preparation for the lovefest!!!

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