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Welshman in 12 pint cider binge goat death ride

#2
Clearly a relative of CPunk and MDN but a much more accomplished boozer than that pair of shandy drinking lightweights
 
#5
Never underestimate the power of the Mad Apples!!!!!!

It's not known as Mongbow in the South Wales Valleys for nothing.
 
#6
owing to the Olympian quantity of fermented apple juice he'd consumed on July 4.

Myles' defence asked: "Did you know you had a goat with you and did you have any intention of driving the vehicle on the road?" Myles replied: "No."

Quality, at least he's honest!


poor goat mind u RIP
 
#9
It was obvious that poor old Myles was absolutley hammered.

He was actually trying to steal Flossie from the next door field, who he'd been eyeing up for a potentially marathon sexathlon for weeks.
Unfortunately the amount of dutch courage that he needed to approach his loved one led him to kidnap a horned monster by mistake, albeit a rather passive one.
Note that the report makes no mention of the wellies that he was wearing in preparation for the lovefest!!!
 

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