Welshman in 12 pint cider binge goat death ride

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  1. Clearly a relative of CPunk and MDN but a much more accomplished boozer than that pair of shandy drinking lightweights
     
  2. You've goat to be joking!!! I'll never buy a Volvo... I thought they were safe!
     
  3. Saw that story yesterday, laughed me arrse off, brilliant!!

    I read it in the Metro on t'train to work, it said he 'Took a shine to the goat, named Snowy', I loved the 'took a shine' bit, made me spray americano all over fellow commuters :D
     
  4. Never underestimate the power of the Mad Apples!!!!!!

    It's not known as Mongbow in the South Wales Valleys for nothing.
     

  5. Quality, at least he's honest!


    poor goat mind u RIP
     
  6. WTF happened to newspapers writing in English? Since when was TWOC a verb.

    Ignorant bstards!
     
  7. Taken WithOut Consent - ed. Mongs.
     
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    It was obvious that poor old Myles was absolutley hammered.

    He was actually trying to steal Flossie from the next door field, who he'd been eyeing up for a potentially marathon sexathlon for weeks.
    Unfortunately the amount of dutch courage that he needed to approach his loved one led him to kidnap a horned monster by mistake, albeit a rather passive one.
    Note that the report makes no mention of the wellies that he was wearing in preparation for the lovefest!!!