Well you did tell me to get a job.

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  1. Dunno whether it's a case of double standards but it's bloody funny;

    Zimbabwe hotel guest collapses in shock after hiring prostitute and answering door to his daughter | Mail Online
     
  2. Maybe he should have walked down the road, trying to thumb a lift and been raped - cheaper and less complicated at family tea time!

    Edited to add: I like the way she didn't reveal her name - Er, hello, Yours dad's name is there and your age, can't be too hard to work out now can it?
     
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    A random bird called Ncube who can be our very own Bulawayo fantasy bint. She is called Sipho. Theres a joke in there somewhere.

    Sipho Ncube.jpg
     
  4. Reason for collapse - "sorry Dad, I don't do family discount".
     
  5. More shocked that he had to pay for an Outcall when he normally got an Incall for free ;)
     
  6. Could it be that the story was, in fact, total bollocks?
     
  7. She only fled cos he asked for a bit of prostrate milking.
     
  8. Its Prostate, PROSTATE !! ffs..
     
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    Hotel guest collapses in shock after hiring prostitute and answering ...

    17 hours ago ... Titus Ncube from Bulawayo's Nkulumane 5 suburb in Zimbabwe, said he was so shocked at seeing his daughter that he fell to the ground. ...
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    MAN Collapses As Hired PROSTITUTE Turns Out To Be ...

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    2 hours ago ... Titus Ncube from Bulawayo's Nkulumane 5 suburb in Zimbabwe, said he was so shocked at seeing his daughter that he fell to the ground. ...
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    Man Discovers Prostitute He Hired Is His Daughter

    AT a hotel in Bulawayo's Nkulumane 5 suburb, Mr Titus Ncube is waiting for the prostitute he's hired. When she arrives he recognises her.
    Man Discovers Prostitute He Hired Is His Daughter Man Discovers Prostitute He Hired Is His Daughter
     
  10. How bloody annoying. Going to the trouble and expense of booking a hotel room only to find out you could have done the slut in the comfort of your own home.
     
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  11. He'd probably have to lie down for it, though, wouldn't he?
     
  12. Sorry auto-correct got me on that one.