Well you did tell me to get a job.

#1
Dunno whether it's a case of double standards but it's bloody funny;

A married man who ordered a prostitute to a hotel room collapsed in shock after he answered the door to his own daughter.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo's Nkulumane 5 suburb in Zimbabwe, said he was so shocked at seeing his daughter that he fell to the ground.

The 20-year-old woman, who has not been named, was so upset she fled the hotel in tears.
Zimbabwe hotel guest collapses in shock after hiring prostitute and answering door to his daughter | Mail Online
 
#2
Maybe he should have walked down the road, trying to thumb a lift and been raped - cheaper and less complicated at family tea time!

Edited to add: I like the way she didn't reveal her name - Er, hello, Yours dad's name is there and your age, can't be too hard to work out now can it?
 

TheIronDuke

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#3
Edited to add: I like the way she didn't reveal her name - Er, hello, Yours dad's name is there and your age, can't be too hard to work out now can it?
A random bird called Ncube who can be our very own Bulawayo fantasy bint. She is called Sipho. Theres a joke in there somewhere.

Sipho Ncube.jpg
 
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#11
How bloody annoying. Going to the trouble and expense of booking a hotel room only to find out you could have done the slut in the comfort of your own home.
 

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