Well, you did ask!!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FULLTRAIN, May 19, 2007.

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  1. Copied from LIVELEAK-

    Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked: "What do you feel when you shoot a Terrorist?". The Marine shrugged and said: "A slight recoil." 8)
     
  2. That's really funny.

    No really.

    See you in the arrsehole.
     
  3. On the rag Dale?
     
  4. Nope.

    Oh great, another knobhead.
     
  5. What exactly is you problem?
     
  6. Swing and a miss DTS! :D

    I thought the joke was worthy of the NAFFI anyway!
     
  7. Thanks for asking:

    1. The dog needs a walk and I can't be bothered, but he is asleep anyway, and I can just sneak around him. If he needs a wee that badly, he will tell me (in dogspeak).
    2. The carpet in my living room needs changing, I really don't like that colour. Should I go for a neutral colour? Will it match the couches? Will I need to paint the walls again?
    3. I think I ate a little bit too much at brunch and feel quite queasy.
    4. My car needs cleaning, and I can't be bothered. It also needs hoovering, thats a major problem, its full of dog hair and fag ash.
    5. Your spelling is crap.

    Phew, that's a relief, I feel almost better now. So, what's your problem?
     
  8. A slight Recoil :crying: :D :clap:

    I would go for dark red to hide the dog hairs, you dont want a neutral.
     
  9. 6. I have chipped a nail.

    (Oh, and how do I hide ginger dog hairs on a dark red carpet? Besides which, it wouldn't match the couches and I would have to paint the walls again - I might go for magnolia, I am used to that).
     
  10. A Ginger dog, yuve gone down in my estimation. Have you thought about shaving the dog :twisted:
    Magnolia I thought you wanted to get away from MQ's
     
  11. paint the dog dark red. or magnolia .
     
  12. I like it.

    Are you allowed to Imac your dog?
     
  13. You catch him, I'll paint him. Or maybe I can get FULLTRAIN to do both cos he is dead clever.
     
  14. No, I am not allowed to Immac the dog. Gillylady would kill me.
     
  15. :(

    Can we Immac GillyLady? :D