Well would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by A Worker, Feb 23, 2011.

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  1. Don't even need to click to tell you no.
     
  2. How would we know? No shots of her tits or gash, as far as I could find.
     
  3. Ask Mr Random, he d do his Mother-in-laws Yorkshire Terrier.....infront of his Father-in-law
     
  4. Spent a lot of time at sea, have we?
     
  5. Oh sorry...I didn't realise there was a queue...
     
  6. Wayne Rooney must really appreciate her "skills".
     
  7. "Chortle!"
     
  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    bit young for me, i prefer someone with a bit more experince
     
  9. If you wait 4 years do you get a telegram from Her Maj congratulating you?
     
  10. Eye thang yow! Cuddles is here all week...try the veal.
     
  11. For Goodness sake man, what on earth are you doing up at this time. Matron will not be pleased!
     
  12. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Any proof she actually exists? Google has drawn a blank, even when I remove the words 'anal', 'double penetration' and 'speculum'.
     
  13. Have you tried 'Mum'?
     
  14. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    No. My mum is nowhere near that age range. Is yours?