Well would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by A Worker, Feb 23, 2011.

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  1. A Worker

    A Worker War Hero

  2. Yeah_Innit_Blud

    Yeah_Innit_Blud RIP RIP

    Don't even need to click to tell you no.
     
  3. How would we know? No shots of her tits or gash, as far as I could find.
     
  4. Aleegee1698

    Aleegee1698 Guest

    Ask Mr Random, he d do his Mother-in-laws Yorkshire Terrier.....infront of his Father-in-law
     
  5. Spent a lot of time at sea, have we?
     
  6. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    Oh sorry...I didn't realise there was a queue...
     
  7. Miner

    Miner LE

    Wayne Rooney must really appreciate her "skills".
     
  8. Aleegee1698

    Aleegee1698 Guest

    "Chortle!"
     
  9. HHH

    HHH LE

    bit young for me, i prefer someone with a bit more experince
     
  10. If you wait 4 years do you get a telegram from Her Maj congratulating you?
     
  11. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    Eye thang yow! Cuddles is here all week...try the veal.
     
  12. For Goodness sake man, what on earth are you doing up at this time. Matron will not be pleased!
     
  13. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Any proof she actually exists? Google has drawn a blank, even when I remove the words 'anal', 'double penetration' and 'speculum'.
     
  14. Have you tried 'Mum'?
     
  15. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    No. My mum is nowhere near that age range. Is yours?