Well would you?

[A Worker]

Milly Cooper, 96, makes £50k a year as an escort | Mail Online

FFS

There's limit's and there's limit's !

 

[Yeah_Innit_Blud]

Don't even need to click to tell you no.

 

[Mattb]

How would we know? No shots of her tits or gash, as far as I could find.

 

[Aleegee1698]

Ask Mr Random, he d do his Mother-in-laws Yorkshire Terrier.....infront of his Father-in-law

 

[walt_of_the_walts]

Fuck aye. No worries. Actually I'd prolly keck me guts up as I splodged, but, any holes a goal etc...
Second thoughts, not a chance. ever. honest.

Spent a lot of time at sea, have we?

 

[Cuddles]

Ask Mr Random, he d do his Mother-in-laws Yorkshire Terrier.....infront of his Father-in-law

Oh sorry...I didn't realise there was a queue...

 

[Miner]

Wayne Rooney must really appreciate her "skills".

 

[Aleegee1698]

Oh sorry...I didn't realise there was a queue...

"Chortle!"

 

[HHH]

bit young for me, i prefer someone with a bit more experince

 

[Markintime]

If you wait 4 years do you get a telegram from Her Maj congratulating you?

 

[Cuddles]

"Chortle!"

Eye thang yow! Cuddles is here all week...try the veal.

 

[Markintime]

Eye thang yow! Cuddles is here all week...try the veal.

For Goodness sake man, what on earth are you doing up at this time. Matron will not be pleased!

 

[Command_doh]

Any proof she actually exists? Google has drawn a blank, even when I remove the words 'anal', 'double penetration' and 'speculum'.

 

[Markintime]

Any proof she actually exists? Google has drawn a blank, even when I remove the words 'anal', 'double penetration' and 'speculum'.

Have you tried 'Mum'?

 

[Command_doh]

Have you tried 'Mum'?

No. My mum is nowhere near that age range. Is yours?

 

[Markintime]

No. My mum is nowhere near that age range. Is yours?

No, she died on 6th Feb 1969. Had she lived she would now be 88.

Does your Mum put out?

(mine doesn't, before you ask)

 

[Command_doh]

I don't think so. I would have to keep a closer eye on her to check though. Just to be safe. You never know what these wimmin get up to when they are not under the thumb, you know?

I heard that once they get out of their 20's they all turn into hyper - sexed bunny boilers, all intent on dogging, partner swapping and outdoor sex. I won't be raising that question over Sunday lunch though I fancy.

 

[Markintime]

I don't think so. I would have to keep a closer eye on her to check though. Just to be safe. You never know what these wimmin get up to when they are not under the thumb, you know?

I heard that once they get out of their 20's they all turn into hyper - sexed bunny boilers, all intent on dogging, partner swapping and outdoor sex. I won't be raising that question over Sunday lunch though I fancy.

You're absolutely right, but I think you knew that didn't you?

 

[The_Snail]

I don't think so. I would have to keep a closer eye on her to check though. Just to be safe. You never know what these wimmin get up to when they are not under the thumb, you know?

I heard that once they get out of their 20's they all turn into hyper - sexed bunny boilers, all intent on dogging, partner swapping and outdoor sex. I won't be raising that question over Sunday lunch though I fancy my mum.

C-D, any photos of you in the nud knocking about? It's late, I'm tired and the dog needs a wee but he's been naughty so I'm just waiting to kick him again. I need something to amuse me. If you are under 20, I will accept photos of your dad.

Yours aye,

Slugster xxxx

 

[Stores4Storing]

Oh My God!!!!! "Mother, will you put some proper clothes on!!!"